(story of the week)
Yeah its pretty late right now, but I'm sure all the apes are running out of their caves and getting to the nearest Internet Cafe, so they can read this post and drink their Mocha Lattes. Yeah, I had exams last week, yeah it was pretty gay, it was like gayer than two men having sex. So anyway, the GAT was today, thus making today the most pointless excuse I've ever had to go to school. It made me so mad I wanted to punch a fucking lama. So here's some other highlights I've had:
- Captured an Asian in a cage. Yes, it was Thanh.
- Plans are going ahead for the next marathon, its gonna be rad
- I de-boned Gavin so I could put him in my puppet theater
- I turn 18 next Monday, hard to believe yes?
- Marty stole a loaf of bread from a deaf guy, whose he going to tell?
- "Tess" got kicked in the head by Thanh
- Told someone to get off my case
- Listened to Radiohead
- Played fire tennis
- Wrote a play
- Marty jumped his motorcycle over the school
- DD got a fist to the head for doubting my abilities
- Lit a sheep on fire and sent it down the hallway
- Bushby used the N-word
- Fought a gorilla on the top of a building
- Called the office lady a bitch
- I released locust into Mr Bushby's car
- We made plans to turn Mr Bushby's car into the "Bush-mobile"
- Became a yo-yo champion
- I made a new fragrance, burgundy and cider for men
- I Read to deaf kids
- I burned down the orphanage, it was haunted I had no choice
- Jim still hasn't gone ape on me, its been like 2 years since he said he would. I still check under my bed every night.
- I sleep with a loaded gun under my pillow, but just to be safe I point it up towards my face as an incentive to not accidentally fire it.
- My doctor writes me any prescription I want.
- Hehehe a monkey reading the paper.
- Smashed a kids sand-castle
- NEXT POST IS POST # 100
- Wrote these highlights
- Song of the week>// I dreamed I dreamed// Sonic Youth// Sonic Youth [Bonus Tracks]
P.S: Look forward to the next post, issue #100.
Yeah its pretty late right now, but I'm sure all the apes are running out of their caves and getting to the nearest Internet Cafe, so they can read this post and drink their Mocha Lattes. Yeah, I had exams last week, yeah it was pretty gay, it was like gayer than two men having sex. So anyway, the GAT was today, thus making today the most pointless excuse I've ever had to go to school. It made me so mad I wanted to punch a fucking lama. So here's some other highlights I've had:
2 comments:
haha oh i am still going to go ape on you. it could be in 10 seconds, or it could be when you're retired. you'll just have to find out.
>Jim
as if you could cage an asian, they'd stab you if you even put a filthy whiteboy finger on them. Not me though, I just don't get along well with cages =).
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