You could wake up missing your underpants, or a kidney.

(story of the week) Yeah its pretty late right now, but I'm sure all the apes are running out of their caves and getting to the nearest Internet Cafe, so they can read this post and drink their Mocha Lattes. Yeah, I had exams last week, yeah it was pretty gay, it was like gayer than two men having sex. So anyway, the GAT was today, thus making today the most pointless excuse I've ever had to go to school. It made me so mad I wanted to punch a fucking lama. So here's some other highlights I've had:

• Captured an Asian in a cage. Yes, it was Thanh.
• Plans are going ahead for the next marathon, its gonna be rad
• I de-boned Gavin so I could put him in my puppet theater
• I turn 18 next Monday, hard to believe yes?
• Marty stole a loaf of bread from a deaf guy, whose he going to tell?
• "Tess" got kicked in the head by Thanh
• Told someone to get off my case
• Listened to Radiohead
• Played fire tennis
• Wrote a play
• Marty jumped his motorcycle over the school
• DD got a fist to the head for doubting my abilities
• Lit a sheep on fire and sent it down the hallway
• Bushby used the N-word
• Fought a gorilla on the top of a building
• Called the office lady a bitch
• I released locust into Mr Bushby's car
• We made plans to turn Mr Bushby's car into the "Bush-mobile"
• Became a yo-yo champion
• I made a new fragrance, burgundy and cider for men
• I Read to deaf kids
• I burned down the orphanage, it was haunted I had no choice
• Jim still hasn't gone ape on me, its been like 2 years since he said he would. I still check under my bed every night.
• I sleep with a loaded gun under my pillow, but just to be safe I point it up towards my face as an incentive to not accidentally fire it.
• My doctor writes me any prescription I want.
• Hehehe a monkey reading the paper.
• Smashed a kids sand-castle
• NEXT POST IS POST # 100
• Wrote these highlights

• Song of the week>// I dreamed I dreamed// Sonic Youth// Sonic Youth [Bonus Tracks]

P.S: Look forward to the next post, issue #100.

Theres gonna be a blood bath

Whats this 2 posts in one week? I guess so.

HA HA You got the plague!!

That video was a montage of my life. I don't care who you are, I reckon I could take your mum in a fight. I'm smiling right now, there something transcendent about writing on a blog, maybe its the font, or maybe its because I get to write the highlights of my week.

• Seth told me to get fucked
• I drove the apes to the back of the oval with a Shovel
• Shaun made a movie called "Nigger versus everyone" The title pretty much says it all
• I caved Thanh's head in with one punch
• I passed both practice physics exams
• Its my birthday in like a week and a bit
• Guerrilla will be my kids middle name
• Max said he's going to make an adult film with black people on a plane. I told him he should call it "Spades on a Plane"
• I challenged god to boxing match
• Rode my rocket powered scooter up a cliff edge
• Shouted at old people
• Flipped off a blind person
• "Why make fun of the mentally challenged? They already feel nothing"
• Where gonna set up camp outside the school before the end of the year. We'll have sing alongs, a camp fire, and then we'll play the game I like to call "run like fuck when the cops arrive"
• I was yelling at a guy to get out of my way, then I realized he was deaf
• Karate chopped Shaun in the nads
• Brendan: "Do you think that there may be any chance I'll get 100% on my physics exam?" Bushby: "No"
• I made a tractor so fast it can driven on the freeway
• It was Tim's (My brother) Birthday
• I started my dynamite farm
• The school's secret motto "Fuck Rob"
• I thought I was going to be late for school. Then I saw Jacob on the way to school and he said our English teacher was away. So we went to his house and played F-Zero X
• Got some new Drumsticks.... there good
• Told Nathanael I could beat the shit out of his mum.
• Told seth to go to bed, while he was in the middle of a sentence
• My jet pack exploded when I tested it on the neighbor's dog. It didn't even get off the ground.
• Free dress day today. Shouldn't they call it like casual dress day? It's not as though its entirely free when you have to pay. Not to mention you can't wear what ever you want e.g ( Nothing)
• Was colonel Sanders really in the army?
• I don't lick stamps, I spit on them from a great distance. Its more fun that way
• Put a chainsaw motor on a kids bike to make it go faster. Then I cut that little cunt's breaks
• Grimus keeps sitting next to Shaun. Haha She's a monster
• Some cunt almost ran me down this morning in there fookin SUV, they were driving really slow as in, stopping speed. Then she fucking beeps me so I give her the suck my dick pose, I did it for a good 30 or 40 seconds as she waited at the red light down the street, just so she could see me in her rear view.
• Fitton gave some skanks the bird from the top off the 500 block
• Fuck, what a shit week. I need to get a life or something
• I wrote this

Quotes of the week:

• Seth: "It's like grilled meat in a nursing home"
• Brendan: "Mr bushby, your calculator makes me sad" Bushby: "yeah it's the best calculator, which is why I only use it to mark your sacs"
• Bushby: "Yeah, Im a bastard aren't I?"

• Song of the week\\ Bubblegum // Sonic Youth \\ EVOL