ahhh... in panic I forget it, in despair I need it, in my mind I keep it, and in death I have it..
Yeah, I just got home from seeing Iron man, it was alright *shaking palm like mental patient* I thought it would have more action and less dialog. So anyway I get home and my mum is watching fucking Gilmore Girls on my PS2, ahhh the rage, just thinking of that show shribbles my testes. So I thought to myself "what the fuck are you gonna do now you fucking cunt?" I think things I'd never say. My fucking computer keeps saying it's being violated, and there's viruses n' shit, and I keep saying continue unprotected, *insert condom joke.* So I've decided to go on my blog and have a bit of a rant about shit that is annoying me. Like school, getting tests in physics about stuff we never learned, fucking useless English shit, prompting questions like "what is reality" who gives a fuck!! What were the VCAA thinking of when they chose reality for topic, I bet they were all like, " let's see if they can write something about this." Nothing is as simple as could be, everyone finds this out the hard way in life, unless your some rich cunt. There was something else I wanted to rant about... oh yeah The Government, I know this is sort of a touchy subject, so you may want to cover your ears as you read this. The mistreatment of Tibet has gone on for too long, make that way way way too much * holding arms really far apart.* The UN should be the ones to resolve this issue, let alone even discuss it... I'm running low on rage, so I'm gonna make a list of things that rage me, while I'm still ticked.
- Body boards, either use a surfboard or don't.
- Anti virus updates
- Humanitarians, that word is way too long
- Soup in a can
- Big Brother, oh my freaking fucking god almighty god. I really wish that show would cancel due to massive fire in which everyone dies.
- The fact that I cant play piano
- Trying to do a double back flip off an over pass and landing in a conveniently placed moving ute with a mattress in the back, to only succeed with ONE flip. (Thats fucking amateur)
- Having some angry kid with a kite follow me and point at me from outside, in the rain, and with the look of pure unadulterated rage.
- Spontaneous combustion, just when you think its over, it flares up again.
- The blood bank. That cookie sucked, I want my blood back!
- Having people burst into tears after I tell them what I think of them.
- Nerds with too much time
- Trying to think of stuff that makes me mad
- When people pay out resident evil
- The fact that laws apply to me
- Mimes, there is nothing funny about them, period.
- That kid down the street who keeps putting bear traps in my front yard, that fucking cunt.
- My english teacher telling me off for dropping too many "f-ing c-bombs" in my essays
- People who show up too school for no reason other to disrupt others from learning.
- When the paper boy keys my car
- People who talk loudly with phones, the person on the other end has their ear pressed against the speaker, you can talk at a normal tone.
- People who block my way on an escalator, it makes me so mad. It just makes me feel like throwing them over side.
- Gun restrictions. It makes me want to go on top of a clock tower, or maybe a bell tower and just start picking people off with my high powered rifle as they go by their day.
Song of the day: In the Kingdom #19// Sonic Youth// EVOL
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