A turd by any other name shall smell as.....

Oh yeah!! SHIT!!! Yeah, I guess. God dammit I can't think of a thing to write. I'll just write about stuff that is threatening our country.

• 40. Taco Bill: Taco Bill is destroying hard working Australian companies with his filthy immigrant food.
• 39. The Sun. Its fuckin hot
• 38. The writers strike in America: If I don't get to see the ends of my favorite shows i'm gonna kill Craig T Nelson
• 37. Nuclear War!: It's a possibility
• 36. Not enough guns: without guns how will we defend ourselves?
• 35. The guy who plays Dougie Houser is gay
• 34. Japanese Games: They actually have subliminal messages like.... you will obey the emperor, what kind of country has an emperor anyway
• 33. Chuck Norris Jokes: I dont get them. I know who Chuck Norris is but, what?
• 32. The Internet: it holds too much information, and pornography
• 31. Reality T.V: as of next the majority of Televesion programs will be reality based, mainly cause of the Writers Strike
• 30. Random Quotes: "Thats no planet.... Its a space Station!"
• 29. Emoticons: how long will it be before we carry around notebooks with emoticons instead of showing expressions :O
• 28. Fire: Ummm yeah, look out for fire
• 27. The Apes at the back of the Oval: They're back with a blood-thirsty vengeance, except now they have guerilla warfare, ever since the president of the united states agreed to trade all of his nukes and missles.... for a banana
• 26. Lightning: just when you thought it was safe to change the roof antenna during a thunderstorm.
• 25. YouTube: They have you on tape somewhere....
• 24. The T-Virus: If you see a mutinous hoard of rampaging zombies get the fuck outta there.
• 23. Small Pox: Yeah, it's back
• 22. SUPER AIDS: need I say more
• 21. Yellow Cake: It sound delicious but its not
• 20. Communist Spies: "Is that a hammer and sickle in your pocket, or are you just happy to destroy Australia
• 19. Radio Active Apes: As if apes weren't bad enough
• 18. Specialist Maths: Its sooo hard
• 17. Deja Vu: Haven't I written this before?
• 16. Old people driving: You're on way down hill anyway, why do you need wheels to speed up the process
• 15. Those fucking Ringtone Adds: Who wants a frog with a tiny dick on their phone
• 14. Mountain Dew: 25% of all premature ejaculations is caused by the dew
• 13. Michael Bay: Man Michael is the worst director in history, he should be punished for every film he ever made, starting with Bad Boys II
• 12. Deja Vu: Haven't I written this before
• 11. Islam: Im pretty sure thats where terrorists come from
• 10. Car Racing: Whats the point, theres no athletic need, its a waste of petrol, it goes for like 200 laps and its boring like hell.
• 9. Immigrants: I suppose the majority of the people in this country were brought here by immigration, but that doesn't mean we should keep letting people in. I say now the country is pretty full, send them to New Zealand.
• 8. Escalators: Its a death trap just waiting to happen
• 7. Uranium: we have alot of uranium
• 6. Super Soilders: Keep your eyes peeled andriods with weird monocles
• 5. The second coming of jesus: this time he's not going down without a fight
• 4. Vicious Dog the reality show: Basically we just get a camera strapped to a vicious dog's head and watch the hilarity.
• 3. Me: I dont even know what im capable of, if anything.
• 2. US!: yes Australia is a massive threat to Australia. The only thing that can stop us is us, and I know where we are, and thats what scares the shit out of me
• 1. Finally, the one you've all been waiting for, the number one threat to this country is.................... BEARS!!!: If you see a bear, dont forget to set the terror alert in your pants to "code brown."
• Song of the Day// You// Radio Head// Pablo Honey