*Sniff*

Yo yo, its been too fucking long. I havent posted in a while, probally cause I got the wii, which is exellent. Well so here it is. A list of goals I want to achieve before I die.

• Be a human bowling bowl
• Challenge a hobo to a fist fight
• KILL JIMMY
• Launch a potato in to the MCG on grand final day
• Kick someone into a volcano
• Trick someone into parachuting into a volcano
• Jumping a bike over a volcano
• Getting put in jail
• Kick down the front door of the white house
• Get a desk on wheels, put it in george bush's office, glue his hands to it, then kick him out a window.
• Getting a conjical visit from Max in prison
• Dropping a bucket on someones head
• Throw a ham at someone
• Build a time machine
• Save Abe Lincoln
• Wrestle a hippo
• Play drums on a rooftop
• Jump from a two story building into a pool of custard
• Do the same jump blindfolded
• Go to mars (meh, why not)
• Throw a rock at a kid with glasses
• Open my P.I service
• Get launched out of a cannon (preferably into someone)
• Get a mime to speak
• Break something really, really expensive
• Play the corn at a whole school assembly when babbs is trying to talk
• Throw bee hive at max, and watch him try to get away on his crutches
• Beat my chest in front of a massive ape, as if to challenge it
• Get 50 apes to rape Marty at once, film it and put it on youtube
• Whack off on my hand and as the queen goes by in her limo, I'll shoot her.
• Play kill the rich at Omar's house
• Jump into a pit of crabs
• Berrie someone up to their head in the yard, then mow it
• Cement someone up to their waste on the freeway
• Race a street sweeper with a broom
• Steal the High Street sign and put it on my door
• At the end of year 12, brew some piping hot gravy in a bath tub, and poor it on to yr 11s as they enter the building, with a ladle.
• Throw a bowling bowl into a tv
• Make the corn video
• Jump backwards 10 metres
• Break a world record
• Complete that list I just wrote