Is it safe?...

You, who are you? what do you want? The Highlights of my week? why not:

• I started building a time-machine, but then my future self back in time to tell me to stop waisting my time.
• The apes returned from the back of the oval, with flame throwers and switch-blades. Switch blades to take on semi-circles of people, like in the movies.
• Tan exploded
• I lit a chicken on fire to prove a point
• I got new cymbals for drum kit, ZHT zilidjians
• I ended slavery
• I told some guy that the next time he waltz with Matilda he should check her Adam's apple, CAUSE SHE'S A DUDE!
• I watched Wayne's world... a-fuckin-gain
• "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice-cream flavour, he'd be prailings... and dick."
• I threw potatoes into the MCG
• I watched helplessly as Marty punched someone with down syndrome
• Ah the rage is relentless
• I re-enacted the civil war with monkeys
• "...... until the handle breaks off and you have to find a doctor to pull it back out again."
• I caught the ape in a butterfly net and released on Jim while he was sleeping
• I trained a gorilla to whack off on Marty
• I fly kicked a monkey
• I threw a keg at Omar
• I grew a tree in Jim's parent's room, then blamed it on Jim
• I put a billboard outside of Michael's house to block out the sun.
• I had my thumb bit off by a hobo
• An old lady fell over and hit her head on a bin on the way down.
• I turned a bus full of nuns

Song of the week // Blues From Down Here // Tv on the Radio// Return to Cookie Mountain