If Jesus Was was a flavour of Icecream....

Yes that's right, I'm back... I'm pretty damn sick of myspace, It was all right at first. It just got annoying having everyone having one. I mean I can understand if you're a band and you want people to hear you're music, or if your a celebrity and people actually care what you have to say, then its pretty cool. I dunno, maybe I'm just delusional, but I think blogs are much more fun. Well heres a list of ways Ive out smarted the government

• I put a cardboard cut-out of George Bush on the roof of the white house then lit it on fire.
• I told activists that the white house has a wine cellar filled with dead bodies
• I covered my hand with mayonnaise and shook the queens hand as she went by in her limo, sure, I was shot six times, but it was worth it.
• I brain-washed an ape into hating the government, then unleashed it on John Howard as he went out for his morning power walk.
• I poured piping hot gravy on the republicans as the they entered the house of representatives.
• I ate the presidents apple.
• I replaced the prime ministers speech with a bunch of epilepsy jokes.
• I wrote George Bush an evaluation on the war in Iraq
• I fried an egg on John Howard's head
• I put out a cigarettes on George Bush's dog's eye
• I told the president it was possible to smoke through your butthole, and they find it very flattering in most Asian countries
• I glued head phones on George Bush and forced him to listen to the corn
• I injected Prince Charles with the T-Virus
• I did donuts on capital hill (If you don't know what what capital hill is your a communist)
• I glued the presidents hand to a potatoe
• I jumped out of the photo copier and suprised the prime minister
• I buried George Bush up to his head in my front lawn, then mowed it
• I fired a cannon into the presidents chest as he opened the door.
• I wrote this list

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