Beefus's Bogus Journey

Sup dudes, I am posting yet again, yeah you thought I was joking when I said I was back well I wasn't, so there. Well time to get to it. Max's party was last Friday, it was probally the best party I've ever been to. If you weren't there here's what you missed out on:

• Me getting toasted
• Heaps of other people getting toasted.
• Germany invading
• St Patrick's day count down
• Me throwing a jacket at a light
• Me becoming the king
• Someone breaking the light in the hallway
• A FIRE IN THE LOBBY
• I got the corn flakes
• Me bagging Moses
• Me bagging pretty much every religion; including aestheticism.
• I threw the corn flakes into mount doom
• Did I mention I was toasted?
• We PLAYED SINGSTAR
• I was shouting for max, and when I couldn't find him I laid down in the hallway, and didn't let anyone pass.
• Lots of pink elephants
• Me coming out of the closet as being a straight man, I admit it, I'm straight.
• I gave heaps of people hugs
• I fell over, 6 times
• I took off my shirt and rolled on it
• I threw a pram at some kid
• I did a back flip off the padeo
• I kept telling everyone to come to the padeo, but they wouldn't listen
• I BROKE MAX'S GUITAR!
• I started dancing in the middle of some circle
• I fly kicked someone in the nads
• Michael was trying to have his way with Max's sister
• Jim and I kicked down max's door when he was in there making out
• I threw a chair on Max's bed
• Michael almost got hit by a train on the way home
• He held his ears in rage as the train went by beeping its horn

Thats about all I can remember from that Song of the Week// Wolf Like Me// Tv on the Radio // Return to Cookie Mountain. Fucking awesome band, if you havent heard of them, now you have.