Hello I am The beefster, or should say.... GOD!! nah, too early, beef will do. Dude, I haven't posted in ages, partly cause I was in a coma, and the only reason I woke up was cause I had a wet dream, and had to change my pajamas. Yeah, I know, it sucks. Well heaps has happened, well not really, that's why I haven't posted in like a bajillion years. Some real sick stuff happened just recently.
- Smash Bros Marathon (Nintendo Marathon)
- The corn (a song Jim and I made on acid, while we were on acid)
- Matt died of leprosy and was unable to attend the carnage at the Marathon
- I fly bicycle kicked Tim in the head, I was aiming for woody
- I danced on the unknown soldiers grave
- I ate an apple in one bite
- I threw a cinderblock at matt
- The Breakfast club (Maitt, Raus and I)
- The Breakfast Club ate Cereal at school, also in Japanese.
- I dropped a flaming bowling ball on Ned's crotch
- I dived into a carton of nails
- Why? FUCK OFF
- My bro turned 21
- We got to play drums in the studio
- I pounded Mick's ass
- I shouted swear words into a sewer pipe
- I rode my tricycle down a mountain
- Matt and I are gonna go dirt-bike riding, anyone want to come?
- I broke a bottle on Seth's head
- Seth broke, and threw his books at me
- I ganondorf kicked Matt on the back when he was fixing up his bag
- I stage dived off the 500 block, and through a bench
- Mick, Michael, Andy and I went to the school at 1:20 in the morning
- I drank burning soup, it was literally on fire
- I went ape in Safeway, got on the little conveya belt and went apeshit, kicking all the stuff off.
- Why? Why not?
- Woah, Im listening to Ashes in the Fall
- I slammed Matt in to a wall head first
- I punched Mick in the face
- I stole Miki's noodles
- I rubbed Noodles in Ross's face
- I smacked Michael in the nads
- I destroyed Laura's apple
- Man, I am a jerk. I dont deserve to live
- Matt, Marty, Jim and I are in a band called Think Yellow, its sounds a bit dirty cause yellow is the colour of pee, yet it is also the colour of happy. Coincidence, I think not
- I became the king and queen of cheese
- I ran for president
- I accidentally rigged it so he won
- I placed a bomb in the sandpit
- I gave photos of Matt and Michael's children to NAMBLA
- Im gonna leave, Im gonna leave you
- Michael threw a marsbar at someone's window
- I threw a mars bar at some guys door
- I threw Smokey Bacon salsa everywhere
- Samus rules
- I hit the bottle
- I crashed a plane
- I wrote the highlights
Songs:
- Gonna Leave you - Queens of the Stone Age - Songs for the deaf
- Molly's Lips - Nirvana - Incesticide
- Blue - Eve's Plum - Envy
- Good Grief - Foo Fighters - Foo Fighters
- Coffee and T.V - Blur - 13
Hello I am The beefster, or should say.... GOD!! nah, too early, beef will do. Dude, I haven't posted in ages, partly cause I was in a coma, and the only reason I woke up was cause I had a wet dream, and had to change my pajamas. Yeah, I know, it sucks. Well heaps has happened, well not really, that's why I haven't posted in like a bajillion years. Some real sick stuff happened just recently.
1 comment:
damn you missed your opportunity to kick woody in the head....oh well now you should get him when he really doesnt expect it...like when he's sleeping...:O
--marty
p.s. you should add "i am desperate for a Wii" to this list...
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