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Sup, well u could answer that....... or not. What have I been doing you don't ask? well I have been doing stuff. Last week was my birthday, I don't really see the big deal, we're just celebrating that I haven't died for 16 years. Yeah, now we're on holidays, and we've had time to do stuff.

• Well last sunday we had a 2 day marathon at Marty's
• Shaun raped Jim
• I owned in smash bros
• I got owned in every other game
• Voldo rules
• We played Silent Hill 2 :o such a great game
• We played Project Zero 2 :o such an intense game
• Recently Michael and I started playing Resident evil 1
• I got the crap scared out of me when we were playing resident evil, when heaps of zombies came jumping through the window :0
• At Elisha's party we played "the corn"
• Michael and I danced to the corn
• "the corn, is soo good, it makes me want to kill myself"
• I was chased by the children of the corn
• I flooded the world, using the polar ice caps
• Im still soo very Desperate for a wii. When will Nintendo release the wii in Australia?!! I want it.
• I saw Omar
• I told Canada just how much they suck
• I punched some guy in the face
• I dived off a hill
• We saw the DaVinchi code
• I was headbutted in the nads by a veteran with no shins
• Kyle came down from Queensland
• I had to defuse a bomb that was on my lap
• Shaun gave Jim a lapdance, then Jim threw up all over him
• Shaun's mind was defused by the corn
• I put Jesus in a coma
• We watched some awesome show called "Black Books"
• I left my alluminium breifcase on the train, as I ran out the doors
• I bought a Supergrass album (Supergrass) and a Radiohead album (OK Computer)
• I blew up some country that I can't pronounce
• I shot Thanh in the foot
• Marty went apescat, then he dived out a 30 story building, in his birthday suit, singing six shooter (by Queens of the stone age)
• I hit michael in the face with a cold piece of bread
• I joined Matt into the kkk
• Matt got busted smoking weed and riding a uni-cycle
• I bought a cape, now I can fly
• Git away... Baich
• We played Downt touche thait at elisha's
• I did whatever it is Im doing now

• Songs

Another Love Song // Queens of the Stone age // Songs for the Deaf

• Pumping on your Stereo // Supergrass // Supergrass

Karma Police // Radiohead // OK Computer

• I'll stick around // Foo Fighters // Foo Fighters

Luno / /Bloc Party // Silent Alarm

Its about freakin' time (More for gore or the son of a drug lord. None of the above, fuck it cut the cord)

Hello I am The beefster, or should say.... GOD!! nah, too early, beef will do. Dude, I haven't posted in ages, partly cause I was in a coma, and the only reason I woke up was cause I had a wet dream, and had to change my pajamas. Yeah, I know, it sucks. Well heaps has happened, well not really, that's why I haven't posted in like a bajillion years. Some real sick stuff happened just recently.

• Smash Bros Marathon (Nintendo Marathon)
• The corn (a song Jim and I made on acid, while we were on acid)
• Matt died of leprosy and was unable to attend the carnage at the Marathon
• I fly bicycle kicked Tim in the head, I was aiming for woody
• I danced on the unknown soldiers grave
• I ate an apple in one bite
• I threw a cinderblock at matt
• The Breakfast club (Maitt, Raus and I)
• The Breakfast Club ate Cereal at school, also in Japanese.
• I dropped a flaming bowling ball on Ned's crotch
• I dived into a carton of nails
• Why? FUCK OFF
• My bro turned 21
• We got to play drums in the studio
• I pounded Mick's ass
• I shouted swear words into a sewer pipe
• I rode my tricycle down a mountain
• Matt and I are gonna go dirt-bike riding, anyone want to come?
• I broke a bottle on Seth's head
• Seth broke, and threw his books at me
• I ganondorf kicked Matt on the back when he was fixing up his bag
• I stage dived off the 500 block, and through a bench
• Mick, Michael, Andy and I went to the school at 1:20 in the morning
• I drank burning soup, it was literally on fire
• I went ape in Safeway, got on the little conveya belt and went apeshit, kicking all the stuff off.
• Why? Why not?
• Woah, Im listening to Ashes in the Fall
• I slammed Matt in to a wall head first
• I punched Mick in the face
• I stole Miki's noodles
• I rubbed Noodles in Ross's face
• I smacked Michael in the nads
• I destroyed Laura's apple
• Man, I am a jerk. I dont deserve to live
• Matt, Marty, Jim and I are in a band called Think Yellow, its sounds a bit dirty cause yellow is the colour of pee, yet it is also the colour of happy. Coincidence, I think not
• I became the king and queen of cheese
• I ran for president
• I accidentally rigged it so he won
• I placed a bomb in the sandpit
• I gave photos of Matt and Michael's children to NAMBLA
• Im gonna leave, Im gonna leave you
• Michael threw a marsbar at someone's window
• I threw a mars bar at some guys door
• I threw Smokey Bacon salsa everywhere
• Samus rules
• I hit the bottle
• I crashed a plane
• I wrote the highlights

Songs:

• Gonna Leave you - Queens of the Stone Age - Songs for the deaf
• Molly's Lips - Nirvana - Incesticide
• Blue - Eve's Plum - Envy
• Good Grief - Foo Fighters - Foo Fighters
• Coffee and T.V - Blur - 13