Here is something you can't understand.....

Woah, first week of term 2, and what an insane week its been. Here's some highlights.

• Mine and Matt's new band 'Les Claypool'
• Helping Mick with his pants song
• Almost going totally ape
• I destroyed Michael when he did the 'Masterlock' on me
• Kyle came down from Queensland
• Michael came over and played the Ape Chasing Remix 96 times on Itunes (it had allready been played 4 times)
• I kicked George Bush in the nads
• I went back in time to assassinate President Kennedy
• I blew up the Eiffel tower
• Blowing up Jim
• Doing a backflip off the shed
• Shooting down a russain helicopter
• Getting rid of Communism in Cuba
• Running back to Michael's house, only to have his dad beat us there
• Michael and I are making our own fraternity (Ape Omega Delta)
• Footys BACK
• Killing in the Name
• Doing a frontflip off the shed
• Andy and Tess's stare-offs
• Getting a free drink at the canteen
• Making pudding
• Saying the word FUCK in choir
• Hmmmmmmm... maybe I should get singing lessons
• Giving miss collins the stink eye
• The dirty glove
• Smacking Nim in the face with the dirty glove
• Putting the Dirty Glove in the teacher's handbag
• I think we did hill jumping
• Hitting my head on the roof
• Finding out Thanh's still alive
• Taking a dump in Thanh's locker
• Changing my name to Fillip
• Cause I'm Housing
• Kool-aid broke into my house and stole my VCR. "Oh yeah!!"
• Josh's mum's birthday party
• Doing a backflip off the empire state building
• Getting chased by the Ape
• Making my own realestate company
• Bitch-slapping George Bush through a window
• Chyeah
• Doing a backflip down Niagra falls
• Selling Jim to the Russains
• Smuggling pudding into some fat-camp
• Doing a backflip off Mount kilimunjaro
• Parachuting off the 500 block in a monkey suite
• Marty got busted with opium
• Jim still cant talk
• Nugget is just doing his thing
• And I'm left by myself
• Doing a backflip off Mount Everest
• DD went tottally insane and rammed his head through a wall
• Telling seth that he cant get cheese from a goat unless its hatched
• Piggy back Jousting
• I sat on a muffin
• Michael came over and we watched rosemary's baby (I fell asleep during it)
• Filling Ross's pool with Mayo, with Ross in it
• Chilling
• Writing a song called Cosmic Psalm
• Throwing Thanh in a locker
• Mick went postal
• Matt didn't come to school cause he had trouble breathing
• Hitting Ross with the bible
• I ate ice cream for the first time in my life
• I got run over by the mafia
• The Don gave fifty bucks and said forget about it
• I sewed the Don anyway
• Watching Omar explode when he started my car
• Running down the street on fire
• Writing the Highlights of my week

S.O.D//Maggies farm// RATM// Renegades

• Thats it.........