- It was a wednesday morning everyone, the boy was getting ready to go to school. Unfortunately he had miss placed his shoes, which were eventually found in the back of his school bag. However this fumbling of looking for shoes has made the boy late for school. He had to go to the office to sign in. Unfortunately for the boy, the office was under control by the big hairy ape known as Babbs. If you dont know who Babbs is, wonder, why aren't you aloud to chew gum in class? Babbs is why. The boys simple request for a late pass for a late pass had turned into absolute chaos. She was fumbling around like an ametuer juggler. She asked the boy for his planner... Aparently its not here was an invalid answer. Lord Babbs then snaps at the boy "well go to your locker, and get it!!!" "No I left it at home" the boy replied. Babbs then stamped the little piece of paper with rage. "Bring your planner tomorrow" she grunts. The boy then thought to himself "what an idiot, why would I walk all the way to the office knowing that i need my planner, walk up there with out it. What an idiot."
- That very next day. The boy is quietly working when Ranger the yr 10 co-ordinator comes in and asks for him. The boy is forced to go to her office at lunchtime.. The boy was confused. What could he have done? The boy walked Ranger's office at lunch. The boy had been in trouble for not going to a detention the previous day. "WHAT THE FUCK??!!" the boy thought to himself with rage. She said he will recieve TWO detentions for not going to this misterious detention... Apparently "bring your planner to school tomorrow" means (in the laguage of a fuck head) "you have a detention today after school with me, Babbs." The boy replied in his defence "but she never said the words, you have a detention after school for no fucking good reason, other that I am a middle aged whore who is very lonely" but apperntly she did. The boy just didnt understand cause he doesnt speak FUCKHEAD. Now that The boy thinks about it, he shouldnt have even gotten a detention in the first place. You can't give a detention out without 24 hours notice and a form going home explaining why. Maybe they didnt send a note home cause they couldnt think of a reason for the detention. the note would probally say something dumb like "did not arrive to school on time with valid excuse." Apparently the middle finger is an "invalid excuse." Just thinking of this made the boy Made the boy
Want to pull out an Ak47 and gomad. - A few days later. The boy got his revenge on Babbsy. When Babbs went to leave after school. She noticed her car wasn't where she parked it... "Damn I forgot where I parked, again!" babbs said to herself... "Hey up here!!" The boy yells from the roof top. "Thats MY CAR!!" "oh is this your car?!!" The boy says as he smashs the car with a base ball bat. "PUT THAT BAT DOWN" she yells. "ok" the boy says throwing the baseball bat. He then pulls out a golf club (a 9 iron to be exact) and continues smashing in the windscreen. "ARRRRGH!!" babbsy is mad now "you bring my car down this intance" babbsy yells. "your the boss" the boy replies. He reaches into the car and releases the hand brake. With a nice shove The boy pushes the car off the building. It hits the ground and starts rolling. Coincidentally, it rolled over babbs. as that happen Ranger came out and saw babbs trapped under the car. She ran to see if she was still alive. When she reached the car it exploded. Killing them both in a hellish firestorm. The police arrived a while later. The video cameras didnt have a view of The boy on the roof. One of the police men was about 20, and when he knew the person who died was Babbs, he goes "woah thats the hoe who got rid of chewing gum in class." He then declared it as a suicide.
Chinkys aka ppl from Asia that dont speak english
18 years ago
