- Beef x 3 says:
- Hey Laura
- Beef x 3 says:
- Shiggidy shiggidy shwag
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- lolz
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- hey
- Beef x 3 says:
- what
- Beef x 3 says:
- AHHHH!
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- BEEF IM NOT TALKING TO U
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- hehehehe
- Beef x 3 says:
- Then Im not talking to u
- Beef x 3 says:
- GOSH!
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- hehehe wheres matt
- Beef x 3 says:
- wtf, How the hell should I know
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- hahahaha
- Beef x 3 says:
- I got a Job for work expreience
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- lol so do i
- Beef x 3 says:
- Is urs at the Unversal Bio Sensor
- Beef x 3 says:
- Cause mine is
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- SHUT UP
- Beef x 3 says:
- I allready did
- Beef x 3 says:
- and further more
- Beef x 3 says:
- I like chocolate
- Beef x 3 says:
- So I said I wanna go on the merry go round
- Beef x 3 says:
- But I had no money
- Beef x 3 says:
- So I went to the Bank
- Beef x 3 says:
- But they spent all my savings on lottery tickets
- Beef x 3 says:
- Apparently I didnt read the fine print on the contracts
- Beef x 3 says:
- Anyway on the way out I found Five bucks on the ground
- Beef x 3 says:
- so I thought to myself
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- what the fuck is this bush week??/
- Beef x 3 says:
- what would Jesus do
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- hahaha
- Beef x 3 says:
- so I went to the Dog Track
- Beef x 3 says:
- and I bet all my money on number 4.5
- Beef x 3 says:
- Little did I know that that dog was from Iraq
- Beef x 3 says:
- and it was covered in dynomite
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- WHAT THE FUCK hehehe
- Beef x 3 says:
- So the race starts
- Beef x 3 says:
- and the dogs are running
- Beef x 3 says:
- Seeing that my 5 bucks may go up in smoke...litterally
- Beef x 3 says:
- I ran on to the track
- Beef x 3 says:
- I almost had the bomb defused when...
- Beef x 3 says:
- It blew up
- Beef x 3 says:
- in my face
- Beef x 3 says:
- so I went to the doctors to get new eyebrows
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- hahahahahahaha
- Beef x 3 says:
- Then the doctor said we dont execpt "Deadbeats"
- Beef x 3 says:
- I was all ARRRRGH
- Beef x 3 says:
- I NEED EYEBROWS
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- get that growth formula
- Beef x 3 says:
- so as I was walking out I see that a Monkey is giving me the stink eye from accross the
- street
- Beef x 3 says:
- That made me mad
- Beef x 3 says:
- Just then I see a dog catcher
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- WHAT THE FUCK BEEF
- Beef x 3 says:
- I take his net
- Beef x 3 says:
- And start chasing the ape
- Beef x 3 says:
- I chased the monkey for miles
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- HAHAH
- Beef x 3 says:
- Then It borded a Yaught and was heading towards the amazon
- Beef x 3 says:
- I chased after it in a dingy
- Beef x 3 says:
- When I reached the Amazon the ape was all like "wahahagra"
- Beef x 3 says:
- This made me exceptionally mad
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- lol exceptionally mad
- Beef x 3 says:
- I grabbed the net then started chasing the ape through a massive
- Beef x 3 says:
- field
- Beef x 3 says:
- We reached the forrest
- Beef x 3 says:
- Then he climbed a tree
- Beef x 3 says:
- I forgot they could do that
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- and then you flew a whale to the top of the tree huh/
- Beef x 3 says:
- close
- Beef x 3 says:
- I got on the back of a cheetah
- Beef x 3 says:
- and ran up the tree
- Beef x 3 says:
- and caught the ape
- Beef x 3 says:
- The ape was stuck in the net
- Beef x 3 says:
- It was all like "Braughhahahhahashaa"
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO
- Beef x 3 says:
- We'll see who has the last laugh I reply to him
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- hahahaha and did u turn his carcus into a german natziz welcoming mat?
- Beef x 3 says:
- So I pull out my trusty razor
- Beef x 3 says:
- and shaved off some hair
- Beef x 3 says:
- Sweet relief I say as I super glue it to my face
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- thats gold
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- the funniest part was u riding a cheetah lol
- Beef x 3 says:
- yeah
- Beef x 3 says:
- what
- Beef x 3 says:
- woah
- Beef x 3 says:
- My brain
- Beef x 3 says:
- Hmmmm
- Beef x 3 says:
- that sourt of reminds me of another story
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- hahahaha
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- im gonna print that story out
- Beef x 3 says:
- It all started when I went to the store to get some Grapes
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- oh dear lord
- Beef x 3 says:
- On the way there I see some guy, whith a shirt that reads "satan rules"
- Beef x 3 says:
- He walks over to me and he was all like hey buddy spare a dollar
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- where u like a spare a fist in your face
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- or i spare a dollar in the bed
- Beef x 3 says:
- As I reach for my wallet he kicks me in the nads and steals my bus pass
- Beef x 3 says:
- I was all like yo
- Beef x 3 says:
- I need that
- Beef x 3 says:
- Not really
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- HAHAHAHA
- Beef x 3 says:
- but Its mine
- Beef x 3 says:
- I was all like give it
- Beef x 3 says:
- He was all like make me
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- hahaha
- Beef x 3 says:
- As he said that he was hit by a flaming meteorite
- Beef x 3 says:
- that was actually a chicken
- Beef x 3 says:
- so I walk to the flaming crater
- Beef x 3 says:
- and got my bus pass
- Beef x 3 says:
- then Michael Jackson walks up
- Beef x 3 says:
- He's all like "wo-hoo"
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- HAHAHA
- Beef x 3 says:
- I dont know if it was his nose, but something about looking at him made me mad
- Beef x 3 says:
- So I picked up the flaming chicken and throw it at his head
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- HAHAHAHA
- Beef x 3 says:
- Michael Jackson was moon-walking really fast going "wo-hoo"
- .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
- i gtg seeya!!!
- Beef x 3 says:
- ok see ya
- Beef x 3 says:
- I'll tell u the rest later

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