Friday, March 03, 2006

Shyeah dude.

ah sweet blog, updating is fun..
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • Hey Laura
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • Shiggidy shiggidy shwag
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • lolz
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • hey
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • what
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • AHHHH!
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • BEEF IM NOT TALKING TO U
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • hehehehe
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • Then Im not talking to u
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • GOSH!
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • hehehe wheres matt
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • wtf, How the hell should I know
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • hahahaha
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • I got a Job for work expreience
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • lol so do i
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • Is urs at the Unversal Bio Sensor
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • Cause mine is
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • SHUT UP
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • I allready did
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • and further more
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • I like chocolate
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • So I said I wanna go on the merry go round
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • But I had no money
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • So I went to the Bank
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • But they spent all my savings on lottery tickets
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • Apparently I didnt read the fine print on the contracts
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • Anyway on the way out I found Five bucks on the ground
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • so I thought to myself
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • what the fuck is this bush week??/
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • what would Jesus do
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • hahaha
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • so I went to the Dog Track
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • and I bet all my money on number 4.5
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • Little did I know that that dog was from Iraq
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • and it was covered in dynomite
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • WHAT THE FUCK hehehe
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • So the race starts
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • and the dogs are running
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • Seeing that my 5 bucks may go up in smoke...litterally
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • I ran on to the track
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • I almost had the bomb defused when...
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • It blew up
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • in my face
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • so I went to the doctors to get new eyebrows
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • hahahahahahaha
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • Then the doctor said we dont execpt "Deadbeats"
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • I was all ARRRRGH
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • I NEED EYEBROWS
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • get that growth formula
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • so as I was walking out I see that a Monkey is giving me the stink eye from accross the
  • street
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • That made me mad
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • Just then I see a dog catcher
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • WHAT THE FUCK BEEF
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • I take his net
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • And start chasing the ape
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • I chased the monkey for miles
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • HAHAH
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • Then It borded a Yaught and was heading towards the amazon
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • I chased after it in a dingy
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • When I reached the Amazon the ape was all like "wahahagra"
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • This made me exceptionally mad
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • lol exceptionally mad
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • I grabbed the net then started chasing the ape through a massive
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • field
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • We reached the forrest
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • Then he climbed a tree
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • I forgot they could do that
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • and then you flew a whale to the top of the tree huh/
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • close
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • I got on the back of a cheetah
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • and ran up the tree
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • and caught the ape
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • The ape was stuck in the net
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • It was all like "Braughhahahhahashaa"
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • We'll see who has the last laugh I reply to him
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • hahahaha and did u turn his carcus into a german natziz welcoming mat?
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • So I pull out my trusty razor
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • and shaved off some hair
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • Sweet relief I say as I super glue it to my face
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • thats gold
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • the funniest part was u riding a cheetah lol
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • yeah
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • what
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • woah
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • My brain
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • Hmmmm
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • that sourt of reminds me of another story
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • hahahaha
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • im gonna print that story out
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • It all started when I went to the store to get some Grapes
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • oh dear lord
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • On the way there I see some guy, whith a shirt that reads "satan rules"
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • He walks over to me and he was all like hey buddy spare a dollar
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • where u like a spare a fist in your face
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • or i spare a dollar in the bed
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • As I reach for my wallet he kicks me in the nads and steals my bus pass
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • I was all like yo
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • I need that
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • Not really
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • HAHAHAHA
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • but Its mine
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • I was all like give it
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • He was all like make me
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • hahaha
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • As he said that he was hit by a flaming meteorite
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • that was actually a chicken
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • so I walk to the flaming crater
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • and got my bus pass
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • then Michael Jackson walks up
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • He's all like "wo-hoo"
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • HAHAHA
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • I dont know if it was his nose, but something about looking at him made me mad
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • So I picked up the flaming chicken and throw it at his head
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • HAHAHAHA
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • Michael Jackson was moon-walking really fast going "wo-hoo"
  • .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
  • i gtg seeya!!!
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • ok see ya
  • Beef x 3 says:
  • I'll tell u the rest later
This was an actuall conversation..... Jesus Christ why the fuck would I bother makin that up

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