30% Cheese

Ah sweet, sweetness. Another term ended. Do you know what the highlights of my year have been? well I shall tell ye.

• The Apocalypse
• Chocolate milk
• Coming back to Blackburn... ah shucks
• Coming to school with a mustache
• Mr Joseph asking if I want to join the Spanish club
• Seeing mister williams as a temp
• Saving the school from the apes behind the oval
• Getting the chair off the roof
• The Ape Chasing remix (an exellent song on acid made by JIM)
• Nuclear powered cheese graters
• Moving into my new room
• Eating cabbage
• Going to Marianna's and asking for a cup of sugar
• Selling Jim on the black market
• Building a robot that will one day destroy humanity
• If a robot wants to kill you thers no talking it out of it, it's gonna kill you
• Testing my mighty robot on Omar's house
• Omar's new name is Fro mar
• I caught the ape, but then it kicked me in the nads and ran away
• Unleashing a barrell of monkeys on Marty
• Going totally awong
• One day im just going to go ape
• Cliff jumping (a really "safe" pass time)
• Robot Chicken destroyed Michaels feeble minded brain
• Shooting at Thanh with ruber bullets
• Shooting at Thanh with real bullets
• Guerilla warfare
• Nugget (Jordan) came to our school
• Shooting cans
• Ordering pizza to the School
• Protesting against the dumping of tanbark on our school grounds by lying in the way of the truck
• Getting run over
• Attempting to spread the tanbark
• Jumping off the shed
• Teaching that mother fucker (A chair we found on the roof) whose boss
• Wrestling on the oval
• STACKS ON!!
• Being at the bottom of a stacks on pile after being tackled by Steven and Tom
• Everyone trying to stack on me after I jumped down the hill
• Matt and I haveing the ultimate belly jump
• Being in chior
• Punching a hole so big they couldnt use metal
• Swimming in the punchbowl
• Jimmy making a primus tribute band
• Almost getting concused after being kicked in the head during stacks on
• Using the drinking fountain to scrub my undies
• Cramming a dirty sandwich in Rob' face
• Tess discovering weid loops for Acid
• The stare offs between Tess and Andy
• Andy belching in Tess's face (my idea)
• Andy and I havent done global warming on Mick yet
• DD not being able to wear glasses to school
• My brother recommending that his frien should change the name of ther band to "Woof" and their album should have like a 50's characture of a guy with a speech bubble saying "WOOF"
• ah good times, great recipes
• Waving some more pop-tarts in Jimmy's face
• Going to Mcdonalds and saying "Hell no I dont want fries!!"
• Michael and I standing on the step of mightyness at mcdonalds and demmanding ear plugs
• Shooting the moon
• Monkeys in the amazon
• Getting chased by the government
• The gift Michael got Ross for his birthday
• My birthday is about 2 days and fifteen weeks away (The last day of term two)
• Getting a job for work experience
• Throwing a shoe at Ned's never regions
• French fries with ketchup
• If your name was "it" i could say "Shhhhhhhh it, im trying to watch TV"
• I went to JB to see what they had by Primus, my mind was blown when I notice they had an album called "tales from the punchbowl." Just remembering the cover makes me chuckle. I wanted to buy it, but I only had 25 cents.
• Turning the two soccer nets into a cage, a cage for wrestling
• Asking Mrs Chislet if she wants to join us for cage wrestling, then telling her we would give her some easy to fight like Thanh
• Cival war in spain
• Jumping ten metres in the air to prove a point
• Colouring in my eyes
• Writing notes on the inside of my eyelids, only to have them get smudged and drizzle out of my eyes
• Getting Mick cremated while he was still alive
• Snorting Micks remains
• Baseball sliding off Ned off the stage
• Getting shot out of a cannon and dissolving in the air
• Getting rebuilt for six dollars
• Hitting stu square in the nads with a pinecone
• Doing a flip
• The aweome, yet quite vulgar, conversation we ad on the last day of term at recess.
• Having an extra long recces
• Going in fedle position because the bell wouldnt go on time
• Going postal
• Writing the HIghlights of the term

Song of the Day (S.O.D)//How I ould just kill a man// RATM