If that don't put the shaz in shazam..

Is coolest a state of mind, or the state of somebody else's. Tom Arnolds out to get me. So is the channel seven news crew... Wait, who's that, the president? woah. Why are there lamas at my window. Woah, my shoes are talking and the walls are melting. Hell no Mr President, I dont want fries. Tom Arnold is a android sent from the future to destroy me, so I won't leak government secrets. I have no idea what these secrets are. Woah, the apes have gotten into my house... Woah, we have a kitchen. The apes are making drinks. The apes cannot talk, they communicate by grunting. Look in the fridge I say to one of the apes.... It just stares at me drooling. How bout some fruit I say to the ape... It stares at me, still, with a drop of drool lingering from its mouth. He then grunts sofetly, then unleashes a giant roar, no more like a scream. The ape clinches its fists, and starts drumming on its chest. Then one of the other apes runs up and smacks the ape in the face... All the other apes come running and make a huge circle around the ape-fight. I sigh to myself "so, like us." I go to sneak the back door, still looking at the apes as I open the door, but as I walked through the door something stopped me. It felt like I had just walked into a brick wall. I look infront of me to see Tom Arnold facing me with a machine gun, an M-16 to be exact. He aims the gun at me and says....."You will watch my show." Then I say "I'd soon rather die then watch it, besides its not on TV no more." He then stood there, his mouth slowly opened, untill it could be opened no more. He stands there with his mouth opened, no noise, no movements, just standing there. All of a sudden a pack of wild dogs come running out from behind him. "Holy sweet mary on a lama's back, eating cheese and macarooni!!!!" I yell as I see the dogs running at me. I slam the door in Tom Arnolds face, the door just bounces off his nose. "Christ on bike" I yell out, as I'm running the hell away from Tom Arnold and his crazy pack of savage dogs, that look like they have been starved and drooling like they have rabbies. I run through my house like a sprinter on steroids. I can still hear the dogs in the background... I get to the front door, and who but George Bush is standing there to greet... With a chainsaw. "Holy fishsticks" I yell, as George Bush stands there with a running chainsaw. He justs stands there going "zoom-zoom-zoom." So I push George Bush out of the way and start running. I eventually came to a large, red bricked wall, as if to come from nowhere.... Hmmmmm.... Who's idea was it to put a wall there anyway? Tom Arnold and his super dogs had me surrounded.... I stand with the cold bricks against my back. I then clinch my fist, and begin drumming my chest. Everything went quiet. I could then feel the ground rumbling, I look at the puddle on the ground, it was making ripples like nobody's bussiness. Then the bushes start shaking, followed by an army of apes charging out from behind the bushes and shrubs. The apes had some how acquired flame-throwers, and were spitting flames at the armies of dogs. Tom Arnold stood there as a sea of apes went over him, and left nothing but bones. Then one of the apes pins me to the ground and starts shaking by the collar....... I then wake up and my brother's shaking me asking if knew where his hair gel went.... What a twist

• S.O.D// The Ape chasing Remix// Yellow Pudding/// Our newest album ever..... This is the best song ever Jim, and its all thanks to you.

Super intelligent? I wish

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I seriously haven't even left my house all holidays.... Oh God, Im such a spounge

New Flash!!!!!

The anonymous guy who was posting on our blogs is eBaum, that mother fucker.... I cant wait to see the day that eBaum's world gets takin down, what a cunt.

30% Cheese

Ah sweet, sweetness. Another term ended. Do you know what the highlights of my year have been? well I shall tell ye.

• The Apocalypse
• Chocolate milk
• Coming back to Blackburn... ah shucks
• Coming to school with a mustache
• Mr Joseph asking if I want to join the Spanish club
• Seeing mister williams as a temp
• Saving the school from the apes behind the oval
• Getting the chair off the roof
• The Ape Chasing remix (an exellent song on acid made by JIM)
• Nuclear powered cheese graters
• Moving into my new room
• Eating cabbage
• Going to Marianna's and asking for a cup of sugar
• Selling Jim on the black market
• Building a robot that will one day destroy humanity
• If a robot wants to kill you thers no talking it out of it, it's gonna kill you
• Testing my mighty robot on Omar's house
• Omar's new name is Fro mar
• I caught the ape, but then it kicked me in the nads and ran away
• Unleashing a barrell of monkeys on Marty
• Going totally awong
• One day im just going to go ape
• Cliff jumping (a really "safe" pass time)
• Robot Chicken destroyed Michaels feeble minded brain
• Shooting at Thanh with ruber bullets
• Shooting at Thanh with real bullets
• Guerilla warfare
• Nugget (Jordan) came to our school
• Shooting cans
• Ordering pizza to the School
• Protesting against the dumping of tanbark on our school grounds by lying in the way of the truck
• Getting run over
• Attempting to spread the tanbark
• Jumping off the shed
• Teaching that mother fucker (A chair we found on the roof) whose boss
• Wrestling on the oval
• STACKS ON!!
• Being at the bottom of a stacks on pile after being tackled by Steven and Tom
• Everyone trying to stack on me after I jumped down the hill
• Matt and I haveing the ultimate belly jump
• Being in chior
• Punching a hole so big they couldnt use metal
• Swimming in the punchbowl
• Jimmy making a primus tribute band
• Almost getting concused after being kicked in the head during stacks on
• Using the drinking fountain to scrub my undies
• Cramming a dirty sandwich in Rob' face
• Tess discovering weid loops for Acid
• The stare offs between Tess and Andy
• Andy belching in Tess's face (my idea)
• Andy and I havent done global warming on Mick yet
• DD not being able to wear glasses to school
• My brother recommending that his frien should change the name of ther band to "Woof" and their album should have like a 50's characture of a guy with a speech bubble saying "WOOF"
• ah good times, great recipes
• Waving some more pop-tarts in Jimmy's face
• Going to Mcdonalds and saying "Hell no I dont want fries!!"
• Michael and I standing on the step of mightyness at mcdonalds and demmanding ear plugs
• Shooting the moon
• Monkeys in the amazon
• Getting chased by the government
• The gift Michael got Ross for his birthday
• My birthday is about 2 days and fifteen weeks away (The last day of term two)
• Getting a job for work experience
• Throwing a shoe at Ned's never regions
• French fries with ketchup
• If your name was "it" i could say "Shhhhhhhh it, im trying to watch TV"
• I went to JB to see what they had by Primus, my mind was blown when I notice they had an album called "tales from the punchbowl." Just remembering the cover makes me chuckle. I wanted to buy it, but I only had 25 cents.
• Turning the two soccer nets into a cage, a cage for wrestling
• Asking Mrs Chislet if she wants to join us for cage wrestling, then telling her we would give her some easy to fight like Thanh
• Cival war in spain
• Jumping ten metres in the air to prove a point
• Colouring in my eyes
• Writing notes on the inside of my eyelids, only to have them get smudged and drizzle out of my eyes
• Getting Mick cremated while he was still alive
• Snorting Micks remains
• Baseball sliding off Ned off the stage
• Getting shot out of a cannon and dissolving in the air
• Getting rebuilt for six dollars
• Hitting stu square in the nads with a pinecone
• Doing a flip
• The aweome, yet quite vulgar, conversation we ad on the last day of term at recess.
• Having an extra long recces
• Going in fedle position because the bell wouldnt go on time
• Going postal
• Writing the HIghlights of the term

Song of the Day (S.O.D)//How I ould just kill a man// RATM

Shyeah dude.

ah sweet blog, updating is fun..

• Beef x 3 says:
• Hey Laura
• Beef x 3 says:
• Shiggidy shiggidy shwag
• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• lolz
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• what

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• AHHHH!
• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• BEEF IM NOT TALKING TO U

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• hehehehe

• Beef x 3 says:
• Then Im not talking to u
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• GOSH!

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• hehehe wheres matt
• Beef x 3 says:
• wtf, How the hell should I know

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• hahahaha

• Beef x 3 says:
• I got a Job for work expreience

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• lol so do i

• Beef x 3 says:
• Is urs at the Unversal Bio Sensor

• Beef x 3 says:
• Cause mine is

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• SHUT UP

• Beef x 3 says:
• I allready did

• Beef x 3 says:
• and further more

• Beef x 3 says:
• I like chocolate

• Beef x 3 says:
• So I said I wanna go on the merry go round

• Beef x 3 says:
• But I had no money

• Beef x 3 says:
• So I went to the Bank

• Beef x 3 says:
• But they spent all my savings on lottery tickets

• Beef x 3 says:
• Apparently I didnt read the fine print on the contracts

• Beef x 3 says:
• Anyway on the way out I found Five bucks on the ground

• Beef x 3 says:
• so I thought to myself

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• what the fuck is this bush week??/

• Beef x 3 says:
• what would Jesus do

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• hahaha

• Beef x 3 says:
• so I went to the Dog Track

• Beef x 3 says:
• and I bet all my money on number 4.5

• Beef x 3 says:
• Little did I know that that dog was from Iraq

• Beef x 3 says:
• and it was covered in dynomite

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• WHAT THE FUCK hehehe

• Beef x 3 says:
• So the race starts

• Beef x 3 says:
• and the dogs are running

• Beef x 3 says:
• Seeing that my 5 bucks may go up in smoke...litterally

• Beef x 3 says:
• I ran on to the track

• Beef x 3 says:
• I almost had the bomb defused when...

• Beef x 3 says:
• It blew up

• Beef x 3 says:
• in my face

• Beef x 3 says:
• so I went to the doctors to get new eyebrows

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• hahahahahahaha

• Beef x 3 says:
• Then the doctor said we dont execpt "Deadbeats"

• Beef x 3 says:
• I was all ARRRRGH

• Beef x 3 says:
• I NEED EYEBROWS

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• get that growth formula

• Beef x 3 says:
• so as I was walking out I see that a Monkey is giving me the stink eye from accross the
• street

• Beef x 3 says:
• That made me mad

• Beef x 3 says:
• Just then I see a dog catcher

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• WHAT THE FUCK BEEF

• Beef x 3 says:
• I take his net

• Beef x 3 says:
• And start chasing the ape

• Beef x 3 says:
• I chased the monkey for miles

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• HAHAH

• Beef x 3 says:
• Then It borded a Yaught and was heading towards the amazon

• Beef x 3 says:
• I chased after it in a dingy

• Beef x 3 says:
• When I reached the Amazon the ape was all like "wahahagra"

• Beef x 3 says:
• This made me exceptionally mad

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• lol exceptionally mad

• Beef x 3 says:
• I grabbed the net then started chasing the ape through a massive

• Beef x 3 says:
• field

• Beef x 3 says:
• We reached the forrest

• Beef x 3 says:
• Then he climbed a tree

• Beef x 3 says:
• I forgot they could do that

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• and then you flew a whale to the top of the tree huh/

• Beef x 3 says:
• close

• Beef x 3 says:
• I got on the back of a cheetah

• Beef x 3 says:
• and ran up the tree

• Beef x 3 says:
• and caught the ape

• Beef x 3 says:
• The ape was stuck in the net

• Beef x 3 says:
• It was all like "Braughhahahhahashaa"

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO

• Beef x 3 says:
• We'll see who has the last laugh I reply to him

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• hahahaha and did u turn his carcus into a german natziz welcoming mat?

• Beef x 3 says:
• So I pull out my trusty razor

• Beef x 3 says:
• and shaved off some hair

• Beef x 3 says:
• Sweet relief I say as I super glue it to my face

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• thats gold

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• the funniest part was u riding a cheetah lol

• Beef x 3 says:
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• what

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• woah

• Beef x 3 says:
• My brain

• Beef x 3 says:
• Hmmmm

• Beef x 3 says:
• that sourt of reminds me of another story

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• hahahaha

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• im gonna print that story out

• Beef x 3 says:
• It all started when I went to the store to get some Grapes

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• oh dear lord

• Beef x 3 says:
• On the way there I see some guy, whith a shirt that reads "satan rules"

• Beef x 3 says:
• He walks over to me and he was all like hey buddy spare a dollar

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• where u like a spare a fist in your face

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• or i spare a dollar in the bed

• Beef x 3 says:
• As I reach for my wallet he kicks me in the nads and steals my bus pass

• Beef x 3 says:
• I was all like yo

• Beef x 3 says:
• I need that

• Beef x 3 says:
• Not really

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• HAHAHAHA

• Beef x 3 says:
• but Its mine

• Beef x 3 says:
• I was all like give it

• Beef x 3 says:
• He was all like make me

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• hahaha

• Beef x 3 says:
• As he said that he was hit by a flaming meteorite

• Beef x 3 says:
• that was actually a chicken

• Beef x 3 says:
• so I walk to the flaming crater

• Beef x 3 says:
• and got my bus pass

• Beef x 3 says:
• then Michael Jackson walks up

• Beef x 3 says:
• He's all like "wo-hoo"

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• HAHAHA

• Beef x 3 says:
• I dont know if it was his nose, but something about looking at him made me mad

• Beef x 3 says:
• So I picked up the flaming chicken and throw it at his head

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• HAHAHAHA

• Beef x 3 says:
• Michael Jackson was moon-walking really fast going "wo-hoo"

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• i gtg seeya!!!

• Beef x 3 says:
• ok see ya

• Beef x 3 says:
• I'll tell u the rest later

This was an actuall conversation..... Jesus Christ why the fuck would I bother makin that up