yo yo

thats it... Beef!

I Need Some Water

Ahhh Brisk, Well it has been holidays for quite a while, but soon it will end(The Holidays, not existance)... Kyle has left, the Germans are retreating, hair on back mysteriously shedding, yeah the holidays are ending... either that or its the appocalypse. Here are somethings that have happened on the Holidays.........

• We went to LAN
• We saw a poster for "The Davinchi Load," yeah, the truth finaly cums out.
• Marathon at Matt's. Matt, Michael, Andy, Ross and I stayed at Matt's house and played nintendo. Ross, Matt, Michael and I all stayed up all night.
• We had a Picnic on Old Orchard's Oval.
• We played soccer
• Matts art studio smells like a freakin barn
• I killed Santa
• I shot a turkey out of a cannon
• I used my time-machine to go forwards through time, just so I could dance on my own grave
• Mine and Matt's band rules
• I reckon Bob-omb should be a character in the next Super Smash Bros Game. He Explode on his down smash attack. He would be the only character with no arms or legs. He's a bomb with feet.
• Worst thing ever said "My friends are like chocolates, some are black, some are white, and some have nuts."
• I went into the Future, but the future me knew I was coming because he is me, then he shot me in the head, which stopped me from going back to my time, which stopped him from ever killing me. Thus I Destroyed the Universe.
• Nintendo bought the rights to Kool-Aid
• Theres gonna be a massive jug of Kool-Aid to fight in SSB Brawl
• We played resident evil at matt's. I went out to pee (on the lawn[backyard law])then I went and banged on the door on the side of the room. It scared the hell out of them
• Micael made a drink out of grounded up Cheerio's, He added milk and an egg
• Michael Threw up on Matt's bench
• We made some horendous drink. We put stuff like, Ribena, Tang, Rasberry Flavouring, an Egg, Milk, Effort, Powerade powder and Rage in it
• Michael tasted the drink, then spat it out
• I had a sip, then took another sip, then another and another. I loved it
• Andy had a couple of sips too, he liked it too
• The only problem was it burnt the top of your mouth afterwards a little bit
• I tried to kick Matt in the Head
• Pyramid head grabbedd this chick by the tit, then ripped her skin off. Best nipple cripple ever, the Silent Hill Movie rules
• I spear tackled some guy
• I made a song on Matts computer
• Kyle and I played Guitar Hero at dick smith, I played No One Knows - Queens of the Stone Age
• Thats about it

Songs

• No One Knows - Queens of the Stone Age - Songs for the Deaf
• The Worm - Audioslave- Out Of Exile
• Dudley - Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Show Your Bones
• Feel Good Hit of the Summer - Queens of the Stone Age - Rated R
• Words of wisdom - Blink 182 (Just that intire Cd. Its so freakin funny)
• Banquet - Bloc Party - Silent Alarm

1=2

Sup, well u could answer that....... or not. What have I been doing you don't ask? well I have been doing stuff. Last week was my birthday, I don't really see the big deal, we're just celebrating that I haven't died for 16 years. Yeah, now we're on holidays, and we've had time to do stuff.

• Well last sunday we had a 2 day marathon at Marty's
• Shaun raped Jim
• I owned in smash bros
• I got owned in every other game
• Voldo rules
• We played Silent Hill 2 :o such a great game
• We played Project Zero 2 :o such an intense game
• Recently Michael and I started playing Resident evil 1
• I got the crap scared out of me when we were playing resident evil, when heaps of zombies came jumping through the window :0
• At Elisha's party we played "the corn"
• Michael and I danced to the corn
• "the corn, is soo good, it makes me want to kill myself"
• I was chased by the children of the corn
• I flooded the world, using the polar ice caps
• Im still soo very Desperate for a wii. When will Nintendo release the wii in Australia?!! I want it.
• I saw Omar
• I told Canada just how much they suck
• I punched some guy in the face
• I dived off a hill
• We saw the DaVinchi code
• I was headbutted in the nads by a veteran with no shins
• Kyle came down from Queensland
• I had to defuse a bomb that was on my lap
• Shaun gave Jim a lapdance, then Jim threw up all over him
• Shaun's mind was defused by the corn
• I put Jesus in a coma
• We watched some awesome show called "Black Books"
• I left my alluminium breifcase on the train, as I ran out the doors
• I bought a Supergrass album (Supergrass) and a Radiohead album (OK Computer)
• I blew up some country that I can't pronounce
• I shot Thanh in the foot
• Marty went apescat, then he dived out a 30 story building, in his birthday suit, singing six shooter (by Queens of the stone age)
• I hit michael in the face with a cold piece of bread
• I joined Matt into the kkk
• Matt got busted smoking weed and riding a uni-cycle
• I bought a cape, now I can fly
• Git away... Baich
• We played Downt touche thait at elisha's
• I did whatever it is Im doing now

• Songs

Another Love Song // Queens of the Stone age // Songs for the Deaf

• Pumping on your Stereo // Supergrass // Supergrass

Karma Police // Radiohead // OK Computer

• I'll stick around // Foo Fighters // Foo Fighters

Luno / /Bloc Party // Silent Alarm

Its about freakin' time (More for gore or the son of a drug lord. None of the above, fuck it cut the cord)

Hello I am The beefster, or should say.... GOD!! nah, too early, beef will do. Dude, I haven't posted in ages, partly cause I was in a coma, and the only reason I woke up was cause I had a wet dream, and had to change my pajamas. Yeah, I know, it sucks. Well heaps has happened, well not really, that's why I haven't posted in like a bajillion years. Some real sick stuff happened just recently.

• Smash Bros Marathon (Nintendo Marathon)
• The corn (a song Jim and I made on acid, while we were on acid)
• Matt died of leprosy and was unable to attend the carnage at the Marathon
• I fly bicycle kicked Tim in the head, I was aiming for woody
• I danced on the unknown soldiers grave
• I ate an apple in one bite
• I threw a cinderblock at matt
• The Breakfast club (Maitt, Raus and I)
• The Breakfast Club ate Cereal at school, also in Japanese.
• I dropped a flaming bowling ball on Ned's crotch
• I dived into a carton of nails
• Why? FUCK OFF
• My bro turned 21
• We got to play drums in the studio
• I pounded Mick's ass
• I shouted swear words into a sewer pipe
• I rode my tricycle down a mountain
• Matt and I are gonna go dirt-bike riding, anyone want to come?
• I broke a bottle on Seth's head
• Seth broke, and threw his books at me
• I ganondorf kicked Matt on the back when he was fixing up his bag
• I stage dived off the 500 block, and through a bench
• Mick, Michael, Andy and I went to the school at 1:20 in the morning
• I drank burning soup, it was literally on fire
• I went ape in Safeway, got on the little conveya belt and went apeshit, kicking all the stuff off.
• Why? Why not?
• Woah, Im listening to Ashes in the Fall
• I slammed Matt in to a wall head first
• I punched Mick in the face
• I stole Miki's noodles
• I rubbed Noodles in Ross's face
• I smacked Michael in the nads
• I destroyed Laura's apple
• Man, I am a jerk. I dont deserve to live
• Matt, Marty, Jim and I are in a band called Think Yellow, its sounds a bit dirty cause yellow is the colour of pee, yet it is also the colour of happy. Coincidence, I think not
• I became the king and queen of cheese
• I ran for president
• I accidentally rigged it so he won
• I placed a bomb in the sandpit
• I gave photos of Matt and Michael's children to NAMBLA
• Im gonna leave, Im gonna leave you
• Michael threw a marsbar at someone's window
• I threw a mars bar at some guys door
• I threw Smokey Bacon salsa everywhere
• Samus rules
• I hit the bottle
• I crashed a plane
• I wrote the highlights

Songs:

• Gonna Leave you - Queens of the Stone Age - Songs for the deaf
• Molly's Lips - Nirvana - Incesticide
• Blue - Eve's Plum - Envy
• Good Grief - Foo Fighters - Foo Fighters
• Coffee and T.V - Blur - 13

I know the momments near, and I know there's nothing I can do, look through a faithless eye, are you affraid to die?

Hello.. It is I.... I think? Yeah, I was one of the people who went to Miki's party... You wanna fight about it? I didnt think so. For those of you who didnt go here's what u missed out on....

• A wheelbarrow on fire
• Omar
• Leapfrog
• Jesus preforming mericals
• Pizza
• Grass
• The Apes
• The Ape Chasing Remix
• Lots of Muffins
• The Flaming Napkins
• Coke
• Michael getting punched in the face
• Me tackling Rob
• Rob throwing his drink at me (as I was tackling him)
• Ahhhh we didnt play Ratm
• Tess broke her hand on Andy's nads
• I threw my jacket in the fire
• Me eating flaming chips
• Me doing a SideFlip on the Trampoline
• Miki's little bro suplexed me out of the tree into a rose bush
• I burnt my hands.. several times
• Omar allmost broke his nads playing extreme Leapfrog
• Andy and Tess had a stare off (so pointless) near where all the smoke was blowing
• I ate bananas
• I ate some special brownies
• I got high
• That's it
• 

• Thats the Back of My head

Song of the day // Thoughts of Dying Atheist // Muse . ... Hense the heading

Keep your goodluck to yourself......

Things to do:

• Make a list
• Eat a Ham
• Wipe a disease out, so I don't get it.
• Yell at someone
• Ask a retorical quetion
• Shoot the King
• Fight an Ape
• Kill someone
• Eat something that is undigestable
• Do homework
• Save a Duck
• Hunt for hunters
• Kick Tim in the head
• Make a Rocket powered trolley
• Make some rocket skates
• Launch Mick into the sun
• Eat Mick's lunch
• Have my way with Ross
• Eat a potatoe
• Go with Tess to unleash an ape into the MCG
• Squash a Hermit crab
• Dance
• Jump
• Eat a muffin
• Watch Michael get destroyed
• Run through a meadow
• Write in yellow
• Griffito tag the school
• Climb through a window
• Jump off the roof
• Jump into a prickly bush with no shirt on
• Eat a sandwich
• Fly-kick Rob in the back of the head
• Thumb wrestle matt
• Prevent Jim from going ape..... for now
• Eat a cheese wheel
• Not care
• Stage dive
• Learn to fly
• Blowup the universe

S.O.D//Snake charmer/// ratm /// Evil Empire.... I'll chose a different band next time

Another one returns...

Hello... It is I Brendan.... Yes that is my name, idiot. This is the bogus journey of the boy.

• It was a wednesday morning everyone, the boy was getting ready to go to school. Unfortunately he had miss placed his shoes, which were eventually found in the back of his school bag. However this fumbling of looking for shoes has made the boy late for school. He had to go to the office to sign in. Unfortunately for the boy, the office was under control by the big hairy ape known as Babbs. If you dont know who Babbs is, wonder, why aren't you aloud to chew gum in class? Babbs is why. The boys simple request for a late pass for a late pass had turned into absolute chaos. She was fumbling around like an ametuer juggler. She asked the boy for his planner... Aparently its not here was an invalid answer. Lord Babbs then snaps at the boy "well go to your locker, and get it!!!" "No I left it at home" the boy replied. Babbs then stamped the little piece of paper with rage. "Bring your planner tomorrow" she grunts. The boy then thought to himself "what an idiot, why would I walk all the way to the office knowing that i need my planner, walk up there with out it. What an idiot."
• That very next day. The boy is quietly working when Ranger the yr 10 co-ordinator comes in and asks for him. The boy is forced to go to her office at lunchtime.. The boy was confused. What could he have done? The boy walked Ranger's office at lunch. The boy had been in trouble for not going to a detention the previous day. "WHAT THE FUCK??!!" the boy thought to himself with rage. She said he will recieve TWO detentions for not going to this misterious detention... Apparently "bring your planner to school tomorrow" means (in the laguage of a fuck head) "you have a detention today after school with me, Babbs." The boy replied in his defence "but she never said the words, you have a detention after school for no fucking good reason, other that I am a middle aged whore who is very lonely" but apperntly she did. The boy just didnt understand cause he doesnt speak FUCKHEAD. Now that The boy thinks about it, he shouldnt have even gotten a detention in the first place. You can't give a detention out without 24 hours notice and a form going home explaining why. Maybe they didnt send a note home cause they couldnt think of a reason for the detention. the note would probally say something dumb like "did not arrive to school on time with valid excuse." Apparently the middle finger is an "invalid excuse." Just thinking of this made the boy Made the boy Want to pull out an Ak47 and go mad.
• A few days later. The boy got his revenge on Babbsy. When Babbs went to leave after school. She noticed her car wasn't where she parked it... "Damn I forgot where I parked, again!" babbs said to herself... "Hey up here!!" The boy yells from the roof top. "Thats MY CAR!!" "oh is this your car?!!" The boy says as he smashs the car with a base ball bat. "PUT THAT BAT DOWN" she yells. "ok" the boy says throwing the baseball bat. He then pulls out a golf club (a 9 iron to be exact) and continues smashing in the windscreen. "ARRRRGH!!" babbsy is mad now "you bring my car down this intance" babbsy yells. "your the boss" the boy replies. He reaches into the car and releases the hand brake. With a nice shove The boy pushes the car off the building. It hits the ground and starts rolling. Coincidentally, it rolled over babbs. as that happen Ranger came out and saw babbs trapped under the car. She ran to see if she was still alive. When she reached the car it exploded. Killing them both in a hellish firestorm. The police arrived a while later. The video cameras didnt have a view of The boy on the roof. One of the police men was about 20, and when he knew the person who died was Babbs, he goes "woah thats the hoe who got rid of chewing gum in class." He then declared it as a suicide.

I hope someone can read the hidden message in here. S.O.D//Bomb track// Ratm // Ratm .......... This seemed very apropriate

Say dance Suka

Woah I was so angry after to listening to RATM all day yesterday. Well this is the shit that happened during the time that I last posted about what happened before that... did that make sense?

• Listening to sublimitle messages in songs
• They kept coming just as I figured, so I stept back and started spraying niggas
• I keep saying RATM lyrics
• Our band is going to protest against the FCC
• I yelled at omar, I was about a 1/4 of an inch from his ear
• I searched for the ghost of Tom Joad
• Im in a band called The Shaslicks
• Im in a band called Sliced Bread
• I brought the power back to Cuba with the help of Thanh
• Thanh betrade me and made the country communist
• I became a hippy at the atheletics
• Ross and Chris became hippies as well
• I stole Ross's shirt and whipped him in the eye with it
• Ross went ape
• Jim still hasn't gone ape
• I busted Marty out of prison
• I chased the ape
• I had a breakdance battle against Tess
• I got served
• Laura headbutted Matt in the groin
• Tess, Michael, Jim, Matt and I all threw potatoes into the MCG
• I ran on to a train with backpack on backwards, yelling in arabic
• I blew up the DD's house
• I prefomed with the choir, everyone was all like "what are you doing here?" how rude
• Scott and I got on the roof of the shed and threw shit off
• Scott hid in the fire hydrant to scare Rikki
• I kicked out the Jams
• I said to Nim "I hope the Don puts a bomb in your car"
• I took out some Butos with my magnum
• Nugget broke under the pressure
• I found out what the Cornel's secret spices are. Paprika, Vinegar and dried up hobo grindings
• Sarah went postal with an Ak47
• 0mar was NOT here
• Matt and I made another blog, its The Shiz
• "It's like sex, but Im having them"
• A great man once said "yo"
• We made a giant aeroplane that is powered by rubber bands
• I danced on Thanh's grave
• Matt jumped off the 500 block in a monkey suite
• I ate an apple... nah I didnt really
• Woody brought his speakers to atheletics
• Michael stood back and started spraying niggas
• Cause he's housin'
• Mario cant dance
• Neither can Matt
• I took a wiz
• A tital wave couldnt save the world from calafornication
• I walked accross a tight rope on my hands, over some flaming crocodiles
• I danced with my pants
• I brought the power back
• I did a move on my skateboard called Ape Fever (A handstanding grind with a 72o degree spin)
• I lit a table on fire then jumped through it
• I wrote the highlights of my week

S.O.D// The sillohette house// the shins

I'd like to send a nice friendly message to the FCC: *throat clearing* "Fuck you!!!"

I hate the FCC so much. I hope the Don puts a bomb in each of their cars. It is cause of them RATM broke up. You see after september 11 in 2001 all Rage Against The Machine songs we're banned from being played on the radio. They were also not aloud to do any gigs. Aparently their songs were Anti America. Rage Against The Machine was about freedom of speech, the end of vilonce against women and the end of war. Well I guess you could say they are against America, cause america is the master of lack of freedom of speech, I mean just look what happened to RATM. America is also home of rapes, murders and guns. Seeing as how RATM is against all of those, they would have to be Anti-america. FUCK IM SO ANGRY NOW!!!! Fuck the FCC!!! Why did they need to bring back patriotism. This is a country where 5% of the people control 95% of the country. Its a good thing Australia 40% of the world's Uranium... God forbid what would happen if America had it.....

The Easter Bunny Hates You

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Here is something you can't understand.....

Woah, first week of term 2, and what an insane week its been. Here's some highlights.

• Mine and Matt's new band 'Les Claypool'
• Helping Mick with his pants song
• Almost going totally ape
• I destroyed Michael when he did the 'Masterlock' on me
• Kyle came down from Queensland
• Michael came over and played the Ape Chasing Remix 96 times on Itunes (it had allready been played 4 times)
• I kicked George Bush in the nads
• I went back in time to assassinate President Kennedy
• I blew up the Eiffel tower
• Blowing up Jim
• Doing a backflip off the shed
• Shooting down a russain helicopter
• Getting rid of Communism in Cuba
• Running back to Michael's house, only to have his dad beat us there
• Michael and I are making our own fraternity (Ape Omega Delta)
• Footys BACK
• Killing in the Name
• Doing a frontflip off the shed
• Andy and Tess's stare-offs
• Getting a free drink at the canteen
• Making pudding
• Saying the word FUCK in choir
• Hmmmmmmm... maybe I should get singing lessons
• Giving miss collins the stink eye
• The dirty glove
• Smacking Nim in the face with the dirty glove
• Putting the Dirty Glove in the teacher's handbag
• I think we did hill jumping
• Hitting my head on the roof
• Finding out Thanh's still alive
• Taking a dump in Thanh's locker
• Changing my name to Fillip
• Cause I'm Housing
• Kool-aid broke into my house and stole my VCR. "Oh yeah!!"
• Josh's mum's birthday party
• Doing a backflip off the empire state building
• Getting chased by the Ape
• Making my own realestate company
• Bitch-slapping George Bush through a window
• Chyeah
• Doing a backflip down Niagra falls
• Selling Jim to the Russains
• Smuggling pudding into some fat-camp
• Doing a backflip off Mount kilimunjaro
• Parachuting off the 500 block in a monkey suite
• Marty got busted with opium
• Jim still cant talk
• Nugget is just doing his thing
• And I'm left by myself
• Doing a backflip off Mount Everest
• DD went tottally insane and rammed his head through a wall
• Telling seth that he cant get cheese from a goat unless its hatched
• Piggy back Jousting
• I sat on a muffin
• Michael came over and we watched rosemary's baby (I fell asleep during it)
• Filling Ross's pool with Mayo, with Ross in it
• Chilling
• Writing a song called Cosmic Psalm
• Throwing Thanh in a locker
• Mick went postal
• Matt didn't come to school cause he had trouble breathing
• Hitting Ross with the bible
• I ate ice cream for the first time in my life
• I got run over by the mafia
• The Don gave fifty bucks and said forget about it
• I sewed the Don anyway
• Watching Omar explode when he started my car
• Running down the street on fire
• Writing the Highlights of my week

S.O.D//Maggies farm// RATM// Renegades

• Thats it.........

If that don't put the shaz in shazam..

Is coolest a state of mind, or the state of somebody else's. Tom Arnolds out to get me. So is the channel seven news crew... Wait, who's that, the president? woah. Why are there lamas at my window. Woah, my shoes are talking and the walls are melting. Hell no Mr President, I dont want fries. Tom Arnold is a android sent from the future to destroy me, so I won't leak government secrets. I have no idea what these secrets are. Woah, the apes have gotten into my house... Woah, we have a kitchen. The apes are making drinks. The apes cannot talk, they communicate by grunting. Look in the fridge I say to one of the apes.... It just stares at me drooling. How bout some fruit I say to the ape... It stares at me, still, with a drop of drool lingering from its mouth. He then grunts sofetly, then unleashes a giant roar, no more like a scream. The ape clinches its fists, and starts drumming on its chest. Then one of the other apes runs up and smacks the ape in the face... All the other apes come running and make a huge circle around the ape-fight. I sigh to myself "so, like us." I go to sneak the back door, still looking at the apes as I open the door, but as I walked through the door something stopped me. It felt like I had just walked into a brick wall. I look infront of me to see Tom Arnold facing me with a machine gun, an M-16 to be exact. He aims the gun at me and says....."You will watch my show." Then I say "I'd soon rather die then watch it, besides its not on TV no more." He then stood there, his mouth slowly opened, untill it could be opened no more. He stands there with his mouth opened, no noise, no movements, just standing there. All of a sudden a pack of wild dogs come running out from behind him. "Holy sweet mary on a lama's back, eating cheese and macarooni!!!!" I yell as I see the dogs running at me. I slam the door in Tom Arnolds face, the door just bounces off his nose. "Christ on bike" I yell out, as I'm running the hell away from Tom Arnold and his crazy pack of savage dogs, that look like they have been starved and drooling like they have rabbies. I run through my house like a sprinter on steroids. I can still hear the dogs in the background... I get to the front door, and who but George Bush is standing there to greet... With a chainsaw. "Holy fishsticks" I yell, as George Bush stands there with a running chainsaw. He justs stands there going "zoom-zoom-zoom." So I push George Bush out of the way and start running. I eventually came to a large, red bricked wall, as if to come from nowhere.... Hmmmmm.... Who's idea was it to put a wall there anyway? Tom Arnold and his super dogs had me surrounded.... I stand with the cold bricks against my back. I then clinch my fist, and begin drumming my chest. Everything went quiet. I could then feel the ground rumbling, I look at the puddle on the ground, it was making ripples like nobody's bussiness. Then the bushes start shaking, followed by an army of apes charging out from behind the bushes and shrubs. The apes had some how acquired flame-throwers, and were spitting flames at the armies of dogs. Tom Arnold stood there as a sea of apes went over him, and left nothing but bones. Then one of the apes pins me to the ground and starts shaking by the collar....... I then wake up and my brother's shaking me asking if knew where his hair gel went.... What a twist

• S.O.D// The Ape chasing Remix// Yellow Pudding/// Our newest album ever..... This is the best song ever Jim, and its all thanks to you.

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I seriously haven't even left my house all holidays.... Oh God, Im such a spounge

New Flash!!!!!

The anonymous guy who was posting on our blogs is eBaum, that mother fucker.... I cant wait to see the day that eBaum's world gets takin down, what a cunt.

30% Cheese

Ah sweet, sweetness. Another term ended. Do you know what the highlights of my year have been? well I shall tell ye.

• The Apocalypse
• Chocolate milk
• Coming back to Blackburn... ah shucks
• Coming to school with a mustache
• Mr Joseph asking if I want to join the Spanish club
• Seeing mister williams as a temp
• Saving the school from the apes behind the oval
• Getting the chair off the roof
• The Ape Chasing remix (an exellent song on acid made by JIM)
• Nuclear powered cheese graters
• Moving into my new room
• Eating cabbage
• Going to Marianna's and asking for a cup of sugar
• Selling Jim on the black market
• Building a robot that will one day destroy humanity
• If a robot wants to kill you thers no talking it out of it, it's gonna kill you
• Testing my mighty robot on Omar's house
• Omar's new name is Fro mar
• I caught the ape, but then it kicked me in the nads and ran away
• Unleashing a barrell of monkeys on Marty
• Going totally awong
• One day im just going to go ape
• Cliff jumping (a really "safe" pass time)
• Robot Chicken destroyed Michaels feeble minded brain
• Shooting at Thanh with ruber bullets
• Shooting at Thanh with real bullets
• Guerilla warfare
• Nugget (Jordan) came to our school
• Shooting cans
• Ordering pizza to the School
• Protesting against the dumping of tanbark on our school grounds by lying in the way of the truck
• Getting run over
• Attempting to spread the tanbark
• Jumping off the shed
• Teaching that mother fucker (A chair we found on the roof) whose boss
• Wrestling on the oval
• STACKS ON!!
• Being at the bottom of a stacks on pile after being tackled by Steven and Tom
• Everyone trying to stack on me after I jumped down the hill
• Matt and I haveing the ultimate belly jump
• Being in chior
• Punching a hole so big they couldnt use metal
• Swimming in the punchbowl
• Jimmy making a primus tribute band
• Almost getting concused after being kicked in the head during stacks on
• Using the drinking fountain to scrub my undies
• Cramming a dirty sandwich in Rob' face
• Tess discovering weid loops for Acid
• The stare offs between Tess and Andy
• Andy belching in Tess's face (my idea)
• Andy and I havent done global warming on Mick yet
• DD not being able to wear glasses to school
• My brother recommending that his frien should change the name of ther band to "Woof" and their album should have like a 50's characture of a guy with a speech bubble saying "WOOF"
• ah good times, great recipes
• Waving some more pop-tarts in Jimmy's face
• Going to Mcdonalds and saying "Hell no I dont want fries!!"
• Michael and I standing on the step of mightyness at mcdonalds and demmanding ear plugs
• Shooting the moon
• Monkeys in the amazon
• Getting chased by the government
• The gift Michael got Ross for his birthday
• My birthday is about 2 days and fifteen weeks away (The last day of term two)
• Getting a job for work experience
• Throwing a shoe at Ned's never regions
• French fries with ketchup
• If your name was "it" i could say "Shhhhhhhh it, im trying to watch TV"
• I went to JB to see what they had by Primus, my mind was blown when I notice they had an album called "tales from the punchbowl." Just remembering the cover makes me chuckle. I wanted to buy it, but I only had 25 cents.
• Turning the two soccer nets into a cage, a cage for wrestling
• Asking Mrs Chislet if she wants to join us for cage wrestling, then telling her we would give her some easy to fight like Thanh
• Cival war in spain
• Jumping ten metres in the air to prove a point
• Colouring in my eyes
• Writing notes on the inside of my eyelids, only to have them get smudged and drizzle out of my eyes
• Getting Mick cremated while he was still alive
• Snorting Micks remains
• Baseball sliding off Ned off the stage
• Getting shot out of a cannon and dissolving in the air
• Getting rebuilt for six dollars
• Hitting stu square in the nads with a pinecone
• Doing a flip
• The aweome, yet quite vulgar, conversation we ad on the last day of term at recess.
• Having an extra long recces
• Going in fedle position because the bell wouldnt go on time
• Going postal
• Writing the HIghlights of the term

Song of the Day (S.O.D)//How I ould just kill a man// RATM

Shyeah dude.

ah sweet blog, updating is fun..

• Beef x 3 says:
• Hey Laura
• Beef x 3 says:
• Shiggidy shiggidy shwag
• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• lolz
• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• hey
• Beef x 3 says:
• what

• Beef x 3 says:
• AHHHH!
• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• BEEF IM NOT TALKING TO U

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• hehehehe

• Beef x 3 says:
• Then Im not talking to u
• Beef x 3 says:
• GOSH!

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• hehehe wheres matt
• Beef x 3 says:
• wtf, How the hell should I know

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• hahahaha

• Beef x 3 says:
• I got a Job for work expreience

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• lol so do i

• Beef x 3 says:
• Is urs at the Unversal Bio Sensor

• Beef x 3 says:
• Cause mine is

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• SHUT UP

• Beef x 3 says:
• I allready did

• Beef x 3 says:
• and further more

• Beef x 3 says:
• I like chocolate

• Beef x 3 says:
• So I said I wanna go on the merry go round

• Beef x 3 says:
• But I had no money

• Beef x 3 says:
• So I went to the Bank

• Beef x 3 says:
• But they spent all my savings on lottery tickets

• Beef x 3 says:
• Apparently I didnt read the fine print on the contracts

• Beef x 3 says:
• Anyway on the way out I found Five bucks on the ground

• Beef x 3 says:
• so I thought to myself

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• what the fuck is this bush week??/

• Beef x 3 says:
• what would Jesus do

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• hahaha

• Beef x 3 says:
• so I went to the Dog Track

• Beef x 3 says:
• and I bet all my money on number 4.5

• Beef x 3 says:
• Little did I know that that dog was from Iraq

• Beef x 3 says:
• and it was covered in dynomite

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• WHAT THE FUCK hehehe

• Beef x 3 says:
• So the race starts

• Beef x 3 says:
• and the dogs are running

• Beef x 3 says:
• Seeing that my 5 bucks may go up in smoke...litterally

• Beef x 3 says:
• I ran on to the track

• Beef x 3 says:
• I almost had the bomb defused when...

• Beef x 3 says:
• It blew up

• Beef x 3 says:
• in my face

• Beef x 3 says:
• so I went to the doctors to get new eyebrows

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• hahahahahahaha

• Beef x 3 says:
• Then the doctor said we dont execpt "Deadbeats"

• Beef x 3 says:
• I was all ARRRRGH

• Beef x 3 says:
• I NEED EYEBROWS

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• get that growth formula

• Beef x 3 says:
• so as I was walking out I see that a Monkey is giving me the stink eye from accross the
• street

• Beef x 3 says:
• That made me mad

• Beef x 3 says:
• Just then I see a dog catcher

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• WHAT THE FUCK BEEF

• Beef x 3 says:
• I take his net

• Beef x 3 says:
• And start chasing the ape

• Beef x 3 says:
• I chased the monkey for miles

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• HAHAH

• Beef x 3 says:
• Then It borded a Yaught and was heading towards the amazon

• Beef x 3 says:
• I chased after it in a dingy

• Beef x 3 says:
• When I reached the Amazon the ape was all like "wahahagra"

• Beef x 3 says:
• This made me exceptionally mad

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• lol exceptionally mad

• Beef x 3 says:
• I grabbed the net then started chasing the ape through a massive

• Beef x 3 says:
• field

• Beef x 3 says:
• We reached the forrest

• Beef x 3 says:
• Then he climbed a tree

• Beef x 3 says:
• I forgot they could do that

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• and then you flew a whale to the top of the tree huh/

• Beef x 3 says:
• close

• Beef x 3 says:
• I got on the back of a cheetah

• Beef x 3 says:
• and ran up the tree

• Beef x 3 says:
• and caught the ape

• Beef x 3 says:
• The ape was stuck in the net

• Beef x 3 says:
• It was all like "Braughhahahhahashaa"

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO

• Beef x 3 says:
• We'll see who has the last laugh I reply to him

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• hahahaha and did u turn his carcus into a german natziz welcoming mat?

• Beef x 3 says:
• So I pull out my trusty razor

• Beef x 3 says:
• and shaved off some hair

• Beef x 3 says:
• Sweet relief I say as I super glue it to my face

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• thats gold

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• the funniest part was u riding a cheetah lol

• Beef x 3 says:
• yeah

• Beef x 3 says:
• what

• Beef x 3 says:
• woah

• Beef x 3 says:
• My brain

• Beef x 3 says:
• Hmmmm

• Beef x 3 says:
• that sourt of reminds me of another story

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• hahahaha

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• im gonna print that story out

• Beef x 3 says:
• It all started when I went to the store to get some Grapes

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• oh dear lord

• Beef x 3 says:
• On the way there I see some guy, whith a shirt that reads "satan rules"

• Beef x 3 says:
• He walks over to me and he was all like hey buddy spare a dollar

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• where u like a spare a fist in your face

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• or i spare a dollar in the bed

• Beef x 3 says:
• As I reach for my wallet he kicks me in the nads and steals my bus pass

• Beef x 3 says:
• I was all like yo

• Beef x 3 says:
• I need that

• Beef x 3 says:
• Not really

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• HAHAHAHA

• Beef x 3 says:
• but Its mine

• Beef x 3 says:
• I was all like give it

• Beef x 3 says:
• He was all like make me

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• hahaha

• Beef x 3 says:
• As he said that he was hit by a flaming meteorite

• Beef x 3 says:
• that was actually a chicken

• Beef x 3 says:
• so I walk to the flaming crater

• Beef x 3 says:
• and got my bus pass

• Beef x 3 says:
• then Michael Jackson walks up

• Beef x 3 says:
• He's all like "wo-hoo"

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• HAHAHA

• Beef x 3 says:
• I dont know if it was his nose, but something about looking at him made me mad

• Beef x 3 says:
• So I picked up the flaming chicken and throw it at his head

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• HAHAHAHA

• Beef x 3 says:
• Michael Jackson was moon-walking really fast going "wo-hoo"

• .:: L ::. YoU KnOw You mAkE Me wAnNa sHoUt!! says:
• i gtg seeya!!!

• Beef x 3 says:
• ok see ya

• Beef x 3 says:
• I'll tell u the rest later

This was an actuall conversation..... Jesus Christ why the fuck would I bother makin that up

SOUP!?

Yes, Yes.............

(8)So now i'm rollin' down rodeo wit a shotgun.. These people havent seen a brown skin man since their grandparents bought one...

Hello dudes and dudettes. Its time for another installment of the Brendan Forsayeth show. I havent posted the highlights of my week for a while, I've been a bit busy...

• I found out that Omar has a bullet in his fucking head
• I found the true meaning of winter..... To kill apes and nudists
• I spat in the face of people who didn't want to be cool (Matt)
• Yes I know my enemy, there the teachers who taught me to fight me, compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, Ignorance, HYPOCRISY, brutallity, The Elite... All of which are American dreams......
• I'm getting drum lessons that aren't at school
• I hate the government
• Matt and I made a story about the government
• I stepped back and started spraying niggas
• Through counter-intelligence it should be possible to pin point potentail trouble makers.. and neutralize them
• DD cracked under the pressure and blew himself up
• Tess thew a Grenade at me... She didnt pull the pin, but it still hurt
• I went to the football and saw Tess on the big screen, eating potatoe chips
• I drew blue prints out for kicking woody in the head
• Marty is the renegade of funk
• We did preformances in music.... The Marty experience (Marty, Tess, Fiona, Leigh) rocked my socks and moved my feet..
• I play the drums :)
• Why stand on a silent platform? Fight the war, Fuck the Norm
• Marty can play Guerrilla Radio on piano
• My brother got a Wah-Wah petal
• I got on the roof with a sniper rifle
• Omar came to our school
• I shot Thanh
• Babbs gave me a detention with out telling me
• I ate the Moon
• Zach de la Rocha became president
• Tim Bob became Vice-President
• I ate Radium
• Andy is beat Jesus in a winner takes all Cage match
• Sarah ate the boogey man for breakfast
• Andy is beat Jesus in a winner takes all Cage match
• I was born to rage against them
• Woah thats a Fuckload of Ham
• I wrote the Highlights of my week

Oh its on, its on like Donkey Kong

Man I cant think of anything to write about. All I've doing these holidays is playing pokemon on gameboy. Such a classic game that is. "I never thought I woud see the day when the hour is up. You can take a horse."

So far, this has been a pretty shabby year.....

Fuck it was hot yesterday, was I the only one that noticed that. I was so tired this morning, I spent new years at Josh Mccalls house. For those of you that dont know, Josh was born on January the first, so happy birthday Josh. If you were wondering if I was eating a crosson at 8 oclock in the morning, then you would be correct. I didnt post about christmas and I dont really care.

• I dont think I will be going to Blackburn High this year. Apearently my dad thinks my grades are so bad, he might even take me out of school all together, so I can work all day and make minimum wage. Woo-fuckin-hoo. Oh well, as if it matters if I go to Blackburn this year anyway. You guys probally won't even notice Im gone........... Well thats Depressing!!!!

By B'dan P.S: I am really tired