It smells alot like pudding...

Dude... I got my report from school yesterday. Everyone was all like "yay look at all my A's" so I open mine and I get 4 N's :( The rage was there partilly because I got a bad report but mostly because I had to carry all my books home in a broken bag (thank god josh was there to help carry them)... Stupid pepsi showbag. Hmmmmm what else, well right now Kyle has come down from Queensland (he lives there) and America invaded the Bahamas. Man all Ive done all holidays is go to Harvey Norman's with Kyle and go on the messaging chairs, my back is pudding. What the fuck, christ mas is this weekend and because I'm swedish I get some of my presents on christmas eve (tradition). the other day I said to Michael we should go see King Kong on the weekend, but he was all like "YO! its christmas this weekend" so we're going next Friday I think. Man how come when ever I go to school I either be tackled, bagged because of having 80's hair, laughed at, yelled at, pointed at, screamed at, pooped at, smiled at, froned at, shouted at, farted at, shot at or all of the above.Michael Jacob and I need to see if our band can play at the year 10 formal. Yeah Im swedish big woop wanna fight about it. >)by The Man/Beefinstein(<

Oh My GOD!! Steven Speilberg wants my cat

Greetings and salutations fellow chums. I know alot of you have been on camp.... Well I wouldn't really call it a camp unless you slept out-side or in a tent. This has what happened while you people were incapasicated:

• For one lovely night Michael knew what it was to be a grandmother
• The apes inslaved our school (thats what we get for letting our guards down)
• I am smart now
• Michael destroyed my brain with James Blunt (It put my mind into a vortex)
• Jimmy still ponders about the pop tarts
• I got to have my cake and eat it
• I crossed the street

• Have you met Jarad?
• I went to boxhill
• Michael, Ross and I went to VA to play CSS
• MY ELBOW IS ITCHY
• Michael kept saying "thats the best thing Ive ever heard"
• Michael and I got on the roof and poured water on Leigh's head
• I taught Michael Jackson to dance
• Michael got some music by The Insane Clown Posse (that scared me)
• I accedently punched Ross in the head (why is this a highlight)
• I taught an emu to fly
• What can you do when all your enemys are french?
• MICHAEL DOWNLOADED DONKEY KONG!!!!!! (he only pressed cancel once!!)
• I snorted some surcreetions off a snail
• I locked stu behind the door thingy, then sprayed him with PEPSI MAX, the refreshing refresher, dont worry theres no sugar.
• I got a sponsorship from Pepsi
• STEVEN SPEILBERG WANTS MY CAT (yeah I know its my title, wanna fight about it)
• If being gay was genetic you would have never been born
• Michael and I opened the locked doors int the girls toilets... There was dookie blasted everywhere.
• I invented my most random post title ever
• Callum came with us to VA but he left before the place opened
• We found a anime store (they sell figureens and stuff. I'm pretty sure you can get FFVII the movie, but dont be suprised if its in Japanese)
• I impaled some guy with an umbrella
• I did 25 years in jail
• Lybia has joined the soviet union
• There is civil war in spain!!!
• Lunch was slightly more tollerable. Todd wasnt there to throw shit at us and Tess wasnt there so Stuart, Morris and stuff didnt have anyone to throw stuff at... oh what a week
• I am seriously considering changing schools
• We threw Mariana's shoes in a tree
• Mariana thought the station was in the complete oposite direction to what it actually is
• Hahaha Mariana is so Armish that she doesnt Armish means.
• I got my own monkey. Its name is Juju
• I licked some slime off a rock
• I am not a sell out
• I am not a poser
• I... AM... BATMAN!!!
• I wanna get a batman lunchbox, because you cant get cooler than batman
• I dropped a bag of oranges off Niagra falls
• Juju wrote the highlights of my week, then took a dump on the keyboard

Oh yeah I have to tell you guys about the window. There was a big crowd outside the "girls" toilets, this was after I had filled the water balloon. Anyway we could hear some commoshion going on inside so we all agree'd that I should try and hit the little mesh bit above a window...Good Idea IDIOT (me).I threw the water balloon pretty hard and it sort of broke the window.... Sorry Babbs. It was so funny though we were all rolling on the ground laughing. Then Michael goes to through some more in, and dinged up the window even more. Aparently the water balloon I threw actually went through the window with out braking and the people inside got wet.... I now owe the school about $150.... My bad Song of the week//the guitar version of the song from F-zero

Soup Factory For The Handi-capped

He's buttering rolls like a soup kitchen cristian