I'm still just a rat in a cage

Owwwww My head. What did I do this week .... hmmmmmm flash back

• I ran my own casino
• I made my own computer company
• Bill Gates "bought out" my casino and computer company
• I ate soup
• I got Stu's keys from off the roof
• People thought I was gonna jump (I almost fell off I was laughing so hard)
• I waved those pop-tarts in jimmy's face
• I got my nipple pierced
• I had my nipple unpierced (they gave me back the flesh off the piercing thing)
• Michael threw Mariana's shoes in the top of the tree
• Mexico is the new Soviet Union
• I brought back communism
• I traded weapons of mass destructing to pakistan for some U.S air space
• JIMMY LEFT THE BAND.... thats OK, because I know he's going to die some day.
• I will never die because I'm going to get cryogenically frozen
• I know alot about nothing
• Petrollium Jelly
• I found a cardboard box
• somebody broke my cardboard box
• I smacked some people with cardboard
• I threw bottles off the roof... Thats right it was me
• I creamed some corn
• I worked harder than a monkey in a cracker factory
• I saw a coachroach so big my boot wasn't able to destroy it
• I fertilised ross's face
• I got on a bus and I didnt even know where it was going (magic bus ride)
• I got high and it felt like everything was moving (magic bus ride)
• I kicked ross in the armpit
• Ross was showing his stomach so I punched it
• I became the greatest guitar player ever.. then I hit my head on a rock
• michael and I played smash T.V
• I smashed my T.V
• Michael and I are gonna make a band and I think we were going to call it "Us"
• Michael and I are going to make an album called "our newest album ever"
• corn on the.... cob?
• I enjoy creaming.............. Soda (Duh)
• Despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage
• I fell out of a tree
• I had a butterfly in my hair
• Shaun and I got kicked of the play school set for making the letter "h"(yes, lower case standing up )
• I ate a burger
• I havent woren jeans in six years... amazing
• JImmy is getting older
• Omega is the last letter of the greek alphabet
• Can You Kill Me Now?
• Everyone thinks I'm suicidal.... that makes me so mad I think I'll light myself on fire
• I dont fit in
• I think i'm changing schools next year
• I'm not going to queensland
• I burnt Vince's face off
• I had a blast of dookie
• I had a roller disco in my garage..... I was the only one who showed up
• Terry Hong was found unconcious..... he was choking on the sweet air of freedom
• I used napalm to kill some weeds in the backyard
• Why yes I have seen Jimmy's cock (Im talking about the chickens you dick)
• I've probally never met you, but I'm pretty sure I've insulted somewhere in my life
• The government gave my dad $8487.76
• Sesil is a girls name
• Michael and I made a documentary
• I like food
• I KEEP GETTING INTURPTED BY PEOPLE ON MSN
• Holy SHIT, I have some homework that needs to be done
• My brain combusted
• I wrote the highlights of the week

Yeah that was pretty cool... NOT! I think there were some people I left out By >BEEF!< style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Renegades of funk/Ratm/Renegades This song has been stuck in my head all week!!!!