I'm still just a rat in a cage

Owwwww My head. What did I do this week .... hmmmmmm flash back

• I ran my own casino
• I made my own computer company
• Bill Gates "bought out" my casino and computer company
• I ate soup
• I got Stu's keys from off the roof
• People thought I was gonna jump (I almost fell off I was laughing so hard)
• I waved those pop-tarts in jimmy's face
• I got my nipple pierced
• I had my nipple unpierced (they gave me back the flesh off the piercing thing)
• Michael threw Mariana's shoes in the top of the tree
• Mexico is the new Soviet Union
• I brought back communism
• I traded weapons of mass destructing to pakistan for some U.S air space
• JIMMY LEFT THE BAND.... thats OK, because I know he's going to die some day.
• I will never die because I'm going to get cryogenically frozen
• I know alot about nothing
• Petrollium Jelly
• I found a cardboard box
• somebody broke my cardboard box
• I smacked some people with cardboard
• I threw bottles off the roof... Thats right it was me
• I creamed some corn
• I worked harder than a monkey in a cracker factory
• I saw a coachroach so big my boot wasn't able to destroy it
• I fertilised ross's face
• I got on a bus and I didnt even know where it was going (magic bus ride)
• I got high and it felt like everything was moving (magic bus ride)
• I kicked ross in the armpit
• Ross was showing his stomach so I punched it
• I became the greatest guitar player ever.. then I hit my head on a rock
• michael and I played smash T.V
• I smashed my T.V
• Michael and I are gonna make a band and I think we were going to call it "Us"
• Michael and I are going to make an album called "our newest album ever"
• corn on the.... cob?
• I enjoy creaming.............. Soda (Duh)
• Despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage
• I fell out of a tree
• I had a butterfly in my hair
• Shaun and I got kicked of the play school set for making the letter "h"(yes, lower case standing up )
• I ate a burger
• I havent woren jeans in six years... amazing
• JImmy is getting older
• Omega is the last letter of the greek alphabet
• Can You Kill Me Now?
• Everyone thinks I'm suicidal.... that makes me so mad I think I'll light myself on fire
• I dont fit in
• I think i'm changing schools next year
• I'm not going to queensland
• I burnt Vince's face off
• I had a blast of dookie
• I had a roller disco in my garage..... I was the only one who showed up
• Terry Hong was found unconcious..... he was choking on the sweet air of freedom
• I used napalm to kill some weeds in the backyard
• Why yes I have seen Jimmy's cock (Im talking about the chickens you dick)
• I've probally never met you, but I'm pretty sure I've insulted somewhere in my life
• The government gave my dad $8487.76
• Sesil is a girls name
• Michael and I made a documentary
• I like food
• I KEEP GETTING INTURPTED BY PEOPLE ON MSN
• Holy SHIT, I have some homework that needs to be done
• My brain combusted
• I wrote the highlights of the week

Yeah that was pretty cool... NOT! I think there were some people I left out By >BEEF!< style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Renegades of funk/Ratm/Renegades This song has been stuck in my head all week!!!!

Mid-Week madness (soup factory of the damned)

This week.... hmmmmmm. Well you may ask why I'm posting in the middle of the week, well I just relised that no one else had updated and it made me mad so Im posting. Man I need to get a job to raise money for the band (I think we're called the sonic trio now, even though there's four of us, we could make it quadro). Jimmy better come over tomorrow or else I will have to murder him. >RAGE<

Beef a genius or a lucky idiot

Hey YOU! yeah thats right (you've got some nerve mister) its time for me to tell you whats been happening in my week:

• Taco bill concealed a taco into a burrito factory and was shot 32 times in the spleen
• A fat man went streaking trough our school
• I wrote a song called "watch your step" (its about the war in iraq)
• We intercepted a transmission between some apes. (they're concocting some sweet bruttal revenge)
• I ate some chicken salt
• I got angry
• I was body slammed by luka
• Piggy wars: massive pile ups with me on the top
• Getting stacked on by 4 people (one of which was jacob)
• Almost throwing up because i had my ribs imploded
• I took 4 shots of rum then picked a fight with a scottish guy
• I was gang tackled by rugby players
• I started making a drumbeat in my mind
• I got a life
• I went to spain
• I blew up spain
• I was forced to rebuild spain
• I became an infadel
• I swam to new zealand with nothing but a hunting knife in my mouth
• I cut my lip, then i downed
• I beat cancer
• I fell out of a tree
• I was called a nerd
• I jumped off the 500 block after smoking some tabookie thunder
• I tore ross a new corn shoot
• I blew up the eiffel tower, again
• I had a drinking contest with an ape
• The ape won
• I played nintendo against the ape
• The ape won
• I had a staring contest against the ape
• the ape punched me in the face
• I relised what its like to be the washington sniper
• We watched CSI in science
• We watched bowling for collumbine in english
• We watched bouling for the maid in german (i dont do german)
• I snorted some wasabi
• I threw up some wasabi over the eastern free way
• I didnt go to julia's party (was it good?)
• I ate pretzels
• My friend Kyle is coming down from queensland in december and i want all my friends to meet him
• I deflated a giant monkey out-side some car dealing place (I was all like "now whos giant?")
• I bought an anti aircraft gun to put on my roof
• I shot down 4 planes
• I hearled on a beaver
• I ejaculated on a fried chicken
• I made a burrito launcer
• I unleashed the burrito launcher in the school car park
• I was born in switzerland
• Laura picked up jacob and threw him into the obiss
• I read the dictionary
• Omphaloskepsis: the practice of contemplating one's navel, esp. as carried out by eastern mystics as an aid to inducing a trance-like state.
• hehehe the navel is the belly button
• Tess wet my pants (I dont why this is a highlight)
• My sister ran into a door
• I have plans to make a national green day (a green day is when you just sit at home and smoke pot)
• Michael punched my arm and I accidentally hit barry in the head
• Jimmy looked like he was gonna break
• I protest about Futurama getting cancelled by lighting myself on fire
• I shoot corn out of my nose, AMAZING i know
• I rubbed my smelly toe on Marty
• I rubbed my smelly toe on stu
• Marty and Stu both got ape fever
• No I dont have a hemmoroid, thanks for asking
• I watched a funny movie with Jackie Chan
• I ran into a train head on (thank god it wasn't moving)
• I went with some of my family to see a scenic railroad then had a picnic
• I lost some dice in my nose
• The apes attacked our school with the "poop launcher", also known as the "shit blaster"
• I got blisters on my ass from going down a slide NAKED
• I covered my self in tar then rolled in feathers, I then walked in front of some nimrods saying "hey you, yeah you. How about you hunt something your own size"
• I had 14 bullets removed from my ass (theres still 8 in there, shhhhh)
• for those of you that dont now what a nimrod is, well its a hunter
• I dyed my hair chrome
• I went black to the future
• Sunday Garbage
• You know how people say they have guns under their pillows. Well I have a nuclear warhead, thats right if some breaks into my house I'll just take out the hammer and go "I'll do it I'll do it. Im crazy brbrbrbrbrb"
• I locked my self to a chair, sticky taped my eyes open and put the TV on "TCM" (I still fell asleep)
• Dookie-beep-beep-wooie on my dolphin wigs. Porky-plop-plop-suey now i'm eating twigs >_<
• I watched retarded animal babies
• Mariana and I adopted children (mine is called Charlie)
• I got a flaming skull tattooo..... It washed off
• I dyed my armpit hair red
• I looked back on the past week
• I wrote about the past week
• I finished writing about the past week

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Omar Paggi: enemy of the state

Hello fellow chum lickers.. My name is.... well never mind what my name is, you will listen. Last Sunday I stayed at michael's house to get some practice for the nintendo marathon (which was being held at my house the following day). I went to michael's house late as usuall. errrr thats right, I got there and we had dinner, then we had to go to the pits of boxhill to my brother tim's house.. Dun Dun DaH! We got to my brothers house and got the holy nintendo then brought back to michael's but just before we left my brother gave me money for no reason, so michael and I bought some slurpies, Hell YEAH! The Next Day. Virtual Arena the gamingest game spot that ever gamed a game. VA was pretty fun I had never played counter strike before, it was pretty fun The nintendo marathon (12 hours of insanity). This was the most brain melting, eye ball burning and nose itching marathon ever. Ah hell!! We got bored and made prank phone calls the victims and attempted victims were:

1. Marty
2. Tess (Atleast we thought it was tess)
3. Laura
4. Leigh
5. Nim's dad
6. Chris

I cant remember the rest....

• The other highlights of my week

• Piggy back wars...... 2
• We drove the apes back to the back of the oval
• I became the washington sniper
• I learnt how to speak latin
• I forgot how to speak latin
• I ate two muffins at one glorius recess
• I wore a shirt
• My brother moved into my mum's house
• I shot omar again
• I lit Jacob on fire and he didnt care
• Mariana tried to fingerbang michael
• I almost finished level two on smash T.V
• Doom the movie
• I lit my butt crack on fire in protest
• Bobby Fletcher got what he deserved
• I popped some corn
• I ate chocolate
• Omar fell over and broke his anus
• Mariana got angry because i posted that she fell off my bike
• I wrote the highlights of my week

Song of the day Everlong // Foofighters // the shape and colour