Lock up your daughters.... Shoot your son!!

Hell yeah long weekend... What nobody's been waiting for..... The highlights of my week..

• Piggy back wars: I hit DD in the nads!
• the fight between Sam and dozza that started with a water baloon
• Free dress day: Bright socks and striped pants
• The janitour spontaniously combusted
• The apes returned from behind the oval
• THE PLANET FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!
• Steve was made fun of for being a stoner in class at two separate times
• Jimmy tried to sell luka a phone
• Luka went ape shit
• Luka died in a tragic cellular phone explosion (rest in peace big guy)
• I shot down a hellicopter
• I found a nuclear weapon... It was just sitting in the dirt
• Jimmy trying to sing the tune of bullet in the head by RATM
• Michael and I went riding down the hill near his house and we tried clearing the speed bumps
• I lit a door on fire
• I blew up south america
• I wrote a song in my mind
• I bought another fire arm (This one's called angry Aidan)
• You cant hug your children with nuclear arms (believe me I tried)
• Mariana fell off my bike
• I had breakfast at tiffanys
• I started hunting the most deadly animal off all..... Man
• I stayed at jimmy's last weekend
• You make me sick
• I ate the cake
• I tripped on a little crack sticking out of the ground
• I said crack
• I sold jim to the russians
• Thanh went nuts and attempted to preforme the collumbine shootings out our school
• Thanh got takin down by a chair then four over weight people
• I got DD posted up as americas most wanted
• DD fell off a dam and broke his glasses.... Hmmm this sounds familiar
• Getting soked in the rain for no good reason
• Michael and I dressed up like nerds to fool Seth
• I havent seen the truck all week..... Maybe they finaly learnt they're leason
• Jason head butted the wall
• I saw christ riding a bike
• Tess admitting that she ate muff (Her brothers muff)
• Tess legally changed her name to muffy
• Laura hit Tom in the nads
• Laura went ape shit
• Ross head butted Jacob in the nads
• I got my armpit peirced
• Omar has some anal hair caught on a turtle
• I went south
• Tess was made fun of for having "sex hair" (I dunno what they were talkin about, I thought she looked hot!!! yet again I think shaun's hot too ;D )
• Ms Johnson burned Jarrad not litterally ofcourse
• I mooned everyone in the school
• I grew my hair long with golden curls
• I didnt watch the arias! they're lame :P
• I bought the mental institution and raced the pacients on wheel chairs
• Marty was busted with opium
• Somebody told me to go take a hike so i did, I climbed mount Fuji
• I went down mount fuji on a boggey board
• The soup in my bathroom had an opera
• I was gunned down by feds and brought back to life half machine. dun dun dah......
• I wrote up the highlights of my week.........

Wow what a waste of time. Michael and I are organising a nentindo marathon at my house... I'll tell you how it turns out... Luv ya - Beef! Song of the Day // Nintendo // Five Iron Frenzy