Lock up your daughters.... Shoot your son!!

Hell yeah long weekend... What nobody's been waiting for..... The highlights of my week..

• Piggy back wars: I hit DD in the nads!
• the fight between Sam and dozza that started with a water baloon
• Free dress day: Bright socks and striped pants
• The janitour spontaniously combusted
• The apes returned from behind the oval
• THE PLANET FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!
• Steve was made fun of for being a stoner in class at two separate times
• Jimmy tried to sell luka a phone
• Luka went ape shit
• Luka died in a tragic cellular phone explosion (rest in peace big guy)
• I shot down a hellicopter
• I found a nuclear weapon... It was just sitting in the dirt
• Jimmy trying to sing the tune of bullet in the head by RATM
• Michael and I went riding down the hill near his house and we tried clearing the speed bumps
• I lit a door on fire
• I blew up south america
• I wrote a song in my mind
• I bought another fire arm (This one's called angry Aidan)
• You cant hug your children with nuclear arms (believe me I tried)
• Mariana fell off my bike
• I had breakfast at tiffanys
• I started hunting the most deadly animal off all..... Man
• I stayed at jimmy's last weekend
• You make me sick
• I ate the cake
• I tripped on a little crack sticking out of the ground
• I said crack
• I sold jim to the russians
• Thanh went nuts and attempted to preforme the collumbine shootings out our school
• Thanh got takin down by a chair then four over weight people
• I got DD posted up as americas most wanted
• DD fell off a dam and broke his glasses.... Hmmm this sounds familiar
• Getting soked in the rain for no good reason
• Michael and I dressed up like nerds to fool Seth
• I havent seen the truck all week..... Maybe they finaly learnt they're leason
• Jason head butted the wall
• I saw christ riding a bike
• Tess admitting that she ate muff (Her brothers muff)
• Tess legally changed her name to muffy
• Laura hit Tom in the nads
• Laura went ape shit
• Ross head butted Jacob in the nads
• I got my armpit peirced
• Omar has some anal hair caught on a turtle
• I went south
• Tess was made fun of for having "sex hair" (I dunno what they were talkin about, I thought she looked hot!!! yet again I think shaun's hot too ;D )
• Ms Johnson burned Jarrad not litterally ofcourse
• I mooned everyone in the school
• I grew my hair long with golden curls
• I didnt watch the arias! they're lame :P
• I bought the mental institution and raced the pacients on wheel chairs
• Marty was busted with opium
• Somebody told me to go take a hike so i did, I climbed mount Fuji
• I went down mount fuji on a boggey board
• The soup in my bathroom had an opera
• I was gunned down by feds and brought back to life half machine. dun dun dah......
• I wrote up the highlights of my week.........

Wow what a waste of time. Michael and I are organising a nentindo marathon at my house... I'll tell you how it turns out... Luv ya - Beef! Song of the Day // Nintendo // Five Iron Frenzy

Look at these handsome devils..

Is my head on straight?

Man what a week......... What happened u might ask? well I will tell u. Well on monday I tried to start world war twelve or was that last week? Oh well. Aparently stu has a formula for napalm. Which means all my adverseries can tremble undre the might of me. Now all I need is a gun. What else? Michael and I are going to bring the canteen down! We will destroy that Fuckin System!!! All we need is a chance........ and some dynomite! That'll be the swish. My ape factory is working. Pretty soon the streets will be filled with cyborg apes.. And if u dont believe me just look out the window...Did I mention that I almost caught the truck.. twice.. that was cres (what does that mean?).. Sliced Bread..... THis is a band jimmy and I invented, stu's the manager for some odd reason. Jimmy and I have allmost finished our first song (Explosive Nutmeg) but we still need to

• Write the Lyrics
• Write the guitar bit
• go fishing
• eat a taco
• DesTROY that FUckin System
• chase the ape
• feed the fish
• Make a drum beat
• Kill Thanh
• shoot omar
• Make a 2 minute bass solo
• make an album cover, where the band is throwing a couch of a cliff (with luka on it)
• go ape shit!

Wow! thats more then I thought... Yesterday I saw some little prick throwing stuff at a poor defenceless bird. DO you know what I said, well I was across the street and I yelled "Hey!!" they turned in shock. One of them has the ordasity to flip me off so I said "Leave the fuckin bird alone you little faggot!! DO US ALL A FUCKIN FAVOR AND DIE IN A FIRE!!!" then they walked away and micahel and I stood triumphantly. They day was saved..... but for how long?.... SOng OF the Day: Feeling good//Muse ........take that laura!!

Explosive Nutmeg

Yes I am writing a song called "Explosive Nutmeg." Stay Tuned for Details.

• Hey has anybody else noticed how blogger is becoming an alien adfarm, I know I have. I must put an end to this, even if I have to march on washington, even if I need an entire army of super apes, so be It!

Song of the Day: Explosive Nutmeg//ME!// smells like failure..... Yeah I know it doesnt exist yet, and I also realise I haven't done song of the day for a while........ But thats all gonna change...

So comes the begining of the end

Yes, the first week of school has past....... How many more do we have left? Well as you probally don't know, this will probally be my last term of school at blackburn... I haven't decided yet, its too hard, I need a nap... I might stay til next year so I can go to Japan, although I've allready been to Japan...

• High lights of my week
• Andy, Eric and I got to use the studio in photography
• Omar came and visited our school
• Taco Bill came down from the tree
• I went to Michaels house (twice)
• I invented the burrito launcher
• I broke several world records
• I got to scholl early
• I invaded the white house and unleashed my hostile, radio actve babboon into the white house
• I ate the taco that was holding me back

Holy Hell that was one busy week