The Funkiest Monkey.......

I put on my shoes today only to Realise my sister had filled them with mashed potatoes. The worst part of it was those were my only shoes and I don't really want to go outside bare foot because i dont want Tetanus. Five ways to get fired from you're job

1. Put a flaming bag of dog poop on the boss's door step.
2. Keep calling asking for tony.
3. Unleash a angry baboon in their office.
4. Paint all the parking lines in the car park black so no one knows were to park.
5. replace all the fire hydrents with silly string.

This is another great idea thought of by Da Jim. Song of the day. for those of you that don't know jim's site its www.extracoffee.blogspot.com/ /break on through//THE DOORS// it be the 21st song on their best of album bet you thought I was going to say muse Jim