Stay Tuned...........

I put a audio file under my profile and I'll probally be changing it every day soooo....... Stay tuned soz jim if you think I stole that off you......

5 beers + car =......................

Mr T says " I pitty the fool who drinks then drives!" SONG OF THE DAY //Redifine//Incubus//Science

WHEN CATS ATTACK!!!

people have always loved their cats, but what happens when the cats say NO MORE if this doesn't make you laugh nothing will

You got to fight for your right............

Did you know that on the last day school on friday that was like the weirdest day ever. For starters omar threw a triton at me and Mick threw his glasses at me.... It was very strange. Oh well I'll get revenge soon enough....... Song of the day//Plug in baby//Muse//origin of symmetry (it's a good song jim).

ASS....Am I aloud to say that?........

FFFuck!...... I forgot what i was going to write... oh well I will just put in a few pictures. SONG OF THE DAY/ EMPTY SPACES/Fuel/ something like human

• For those of you that don't know who this person is, well i guess we have something in common.

MARTY!!

I'd like to thank Marty for giving me the Fabulous idea for the name you thought i forgot about you, didnt you marty www.mushroomhunting101.blogspot.com (Marty's blog)

Party time baby

Its a party and everyones invited apparently w00t but if you want details i shall have to rip off your face and USE IT AS A NAPKIN man i'm running low on material DON'T THEY HAVE A POLL FOR THE SIGN!!! Yes i wonder what the people will vote for?..... leave some comments saying what should be on the sign

The Funkiest Monkey.......

I put on my shoes today only to Realise my sister had filled them with mashed potatoes. The worst part of it was those were my only shoes and I don't really want to go outside bare foot because i dont want Tetanus. Five ways to get fired from you're job

1. Put a flaming bag of dog poop on the boss's door step.
2. Keep calling asking for tony.
3. Unleash a angry baboon in their office.
4. Paint all the parking lines in the car park black so no one knows were to park.
5. replace all the fire hydrents with silly string.

This is another great idea thought of by Da Jim. Song of the day. for those of you that don't know jim's site its www.extracoffee.blogspot.com/ /break on through//THE DOORS// it be the 21st song on their best of album bet you thought I was going to say muse Jim

Booze bus goes out of control and skids of the road, hmmmm i wonder why?

Free Web Site Counters CALL ME DAMN IT! Thanx for the counter Jim

My Favourite Bands

My favourite bands would have to be Foo fighters, Muse, Nirvana and Rage Against The Machine.

Hello Chums

If Youre reading this you've found my home page.. Good for you.

I AM NOT A CROOK!

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........

Alan, WHERE OUT THOU

Another emotional day in the life of beef today we said farewell to a good friend Alan (no he isnt dead he just moved to canberra). I'm going to miss him i think all his friends will. We decided to say goodbye to him at Mcdonalds. Alan's ride pulled up soon after, but we had plenty of time to take lots of pictures. Alan if you're reading this WE MISS YOU! ok.

PANTS PARTY!

Man I hate zippers, its like having big gaping teeth in a bad place Porque eu mesmo incomode escrever isto para fora. Eu significo o seu não como se qualquer um é ir uniforme se incomodar traduzir isto. Àqueles que estão lendo este mim diga felicitações, mim gostaria também ao HELLO sy! bet you didnt know i could speak portuguese, did ya

Guess What Jerks?

MICK IS A LITTLE GEEK BURGER!!!! (this mick) man am i bored cold alone hungry bored I only put this picture in to get your attention

Everybody Wants To Fight ME!

(I'm the dude with the sledge hammer) Have you ever noticed how when i go to my locker its a fight for my life.. Well it is. Even when im just walking down the street to get some cider, its a battle. I think this is because of one reason and one reason only EVERYBODY WANTS TO FIGHT ME.. I think its because they know im better than them even the people that dont know me, they can just tell im better just by looking at me.. And I'd to say if you cant get over you're own little problems with me being better than you well you never will be better than me..........

The Germans Are Coming!

The master of all evil has risin from the dead and is out seeking vengence. Zombie hitler is said to hit america in 4 days and with in 2 weeks he will have taken over the world. One of the worst things hitler did was created TIBIA that son of a bitch, he will pay, this is just another reason why TIBIA is so evil. The game tibia was actually made by germans so what i'm saying could be true, Sot take that MICK! It is not long untill the germans better known as the NAZIS are flooding our front lines and taking over our cities, so let me be the first to say Hail Hittler!

I'd like a bag of chips hold the mustard

(Dave grohl being disturbed to hear this) Sometimes you just need some random shit! Hey i saw this movie on late night tv. One minute there doing some gardening, the next minute they're having sex on a tractor...... weird huh

Electric Gonareah The Noisy killer

All i can say is DONT HAVE SEX WITH ROBOTS! you'll regret it!