It smells alot like pudding...

Dude... I got my report from school yesterday. Everyone was all like "yay look at all my A's" so I open mine and I get 4 N's :( The rage was there partilly because I got a bad report but mostly because I had to carry all my books home in a broken bag (thank god josh was there to help carry them)... Stupid pepsi showbag. Hmmmmm what else, well right now Kyle has come down from Queensland (he lives there) and America invaded the Bahamas. Man all Ive done all holidays is go to Harvey Norman's with Kyle and go on the messaging chairs, my back is pudding. What the fuck, christ mas is this weekend and because I'm swedish I get some of my presents on christmas eve (tradition). the other day I said to Michael we should go see King Kong on the weekend, but he was all like "YO! its christmas this weekend" so we're going next Friday I think. Man how come when ever I go to school I either be tackled, bagged because of having 80's hair, laughed at, yelled at, pointed at, screamed at, pooped at, smiled at, froned at, shouted at, farted at, shot at or all of the above.Michael Jacob and I need to see if our band can play at the year 10 formal. Yeah Im swedish big woop wanna fight about it. >)by The Man/Beefinstein(<

Oh My GOD!! Steven Speilberg wants my cat

Greetings and salutations fellow chums. I know alot of you have been on camp.... Well I wouldn't really call it a camp unless you slept out-side or in a tent. This has what happened while you people were incapasicated:

• For one lovely night Michael knew what it was to be a grandmother
• The apes inslaved our school (thats what we get for letting our guards down)
• I am smart now
• Michael destroyed my brain with James Blunt (It put my mind into a vortex)
• Jimmy still ponders about the pop tarts
• I got to have my cake and eat it
• I crossed the street

• Have you met Jarad?
• I went to boxhill
• Michael, Ross and I went to VA to play CSS
• MY ELBOW IS ITCHY
• Michael kept saying "thats the best thing Ive ever heard"
• Michael and I got on the roof and poured water on Leigh's head
• I taught Michael Jackson to dance
• Michael got some music by The Insane Clown Posse (that scared me)
• I accedently punched Ross in the head (why is this a highlight)
• I taught an emu to fly
• What can you do when all your enemys are french?
• MICHAEL DOWNLOADED DONKEY KONG!!!!!! (he only pressed cancel once!!)
• I snorted some surcreetions off a snail
• I locked stu behind the door thingy, then sprayed him with PEPSI MAX, the refreshing refresher, dont worry theres no sugar.
• I got a sponsorship from Pepsi
• STEVEN SPEILBERG WANTS MY CAT (yeah I know its my title, wanna fight about it)
• If being gay was genetic you would have never been born
• Michael and I opened the locked doors int the girls toilets... There was dookie blasted everywhere.
• I invented my most random post title ever
• Callum came with us to VA but he left before the place opened
• We found a anime store (they sell figureens and stuff. I'm pretty sure you can get FFVII the movie, but dont be suprised if its in Japanese)
• I impaled some guy with an umbrella
• I did 25 years in jail
• Lybia has joined the soviet union
• There is civil war in spain!!!
• Lunch was slightly more tollerable. Todd wasnt there to throw shit at us and Tess wasnt there so Stuart, Morris and stuff didnt have anyone to throw stuff at... oh what a week
• I am seriously considering changing schools
• We threw Mariana's shoes in a tree
• Mariana thought the station was in the complete oposite direction to what it actually is
• Hahaha Mariana is so Armish that she doesnt Armish means.
• I got my own monkey. Its name is Juju
• I licked some slime off a rock
• I am not a sell out
• I am not a poser
• I... AM... BATMAN!!!
• I wanna get a batman lunchbox, because you cant get cooler than batman
• I dropped a bag of oranges off Niagra falls
• Juju wrote the highlights of my week, then took a dump on the keyboard

Oh yeah I have to tell you guys about the window. There was a big crowd outside the "girls" toilets, this was after I had filled the water balloon. Anyway we could hear some commoshion going on inside so we all agree'd that I should try and hit the little mesh bit above a window...Good Idea IDIOT (me).I threw the water balloon pretty hard and it sort of broke the window.... Sorry Babbs. It was so funny though we were all rolling on the ground laughing. Then Michael goes to through some more in, and dinged up the window even more. Aparently the water balloon I threw actually went through the window with out braking and the people inside got wet.... I now owe the school about $150.... My bad Song of the week//the guitar version of the song from F-zero

Soup Factory For The Handi-capped

He's buttering rolls like a soup kitchen cristian

I'm still just a rat in a cage

Owwwww My head. What did I do this week .... hmmmmmm flash back

• I ran my own casino
• I made my own computer company
• Bill Gates "bought out" my casino and computer company
• I ate soup
• I got Stu's keys from off the roof
• People thought I was gonna jump (I almost fell off I was laughing so hard)
• I waved those pop-tarts in jimmy's face
• I got my nipple pierced
• I had my nipple unpierced (they gave me back the flesh off the piercing thing)
• Michael threw Mariana's shoes in the top of the tree
• Mexico is the new Soviet Union
• I brought back communism
• I traded weapons of mass destructing to pakistan for some U.S air space
• JIMMY LEFT THE BAND.... thats OK, because I know he's going to die some day.
• I will never die because I'm going to get cryogenically frozen
• I know alot about nothing
• Petrollium Jelly
• I found a cardboard box
• somebody broke my cardboard box
• I smacked some people with cardboard
• I threw bottles off the roof... Thats right it was me
• I creamed some corn
• I worked harder than a monkey in a cracker factory
• I saw a coachroach so big my boot wasn't able to destroy it
• I fertilised ross's face
• I got on a bus and I didnt even know where it was going (magic bus ride)
• I got high and it felt like everything was moving (magic bus ride)
• I kicked ross in the armpit
• Ross was showing his stomach so I punched it
• I became the greatest guitar player ever.. then I hit my head on a rock
• michael and I played smash T.V
• I smashed my T.V
• Michael and I are gonna make a band and I think we were going to call it "Us"
• Michael and I are going to make an album called "our newest album ever"
• corn on the.... cob?
• I enjoy creaming.............. Soda (Duh)
• Despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage
• I fell out of a tree
• I had a butterfly in my hair
• Shaun and I got kicked of the play school set for making the letter "h"(yes, lower case standing up )
• I ate a burger
• I havent woren jeans in six years... amazing
• JImmy is getting older
• Omega is the last letter of the greek alphabet
• Can You Kill Me Now?
• Everyone thinks I'm suicidal.... that makes me so mad I think I'll light myself on fire
• I dont fit in
• I think i'm changing schools next year
• I'm not going to queensland
• I burnt Vince's face off
• I had a blast of dookie
• I had a roller disco in my garage..... I was the only one who showed up
• Terry Hong was found unconcious..... he was choking on the sweet air of freedom
• I used napalm to kill some weeds in the backyard
• Why yes I have seen Jimmy's cock (Im talking about the chickens you dick)
• I've probally never met you, but I'm pretty sure I've insulted somewhere in my life
• The government gave my dad $8487.76
• Sesil is a girls name
• Michael and I made a documentary
• I like food
• I KEEP GETTING INTURPTED BY PEOPLE ON MSN
• Holy SHIT, I have some homework that needs to be done
• My brain combusted
• I wrote the highlights of the week

Yeah that was pretty cool... NOT! I think there were some people I left out By >BEEF!< style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Renegades of funk/Ratm/Renegades This song has been stuck in my head all week!!!!

Mid-Week madness (soup factory of the damned)

This week.... hmmmmmm. Well you may ask why I'm posting in the middle of the week, well I just relised that no one else had updated and it made me mad so Im posting. Man I need to get a job to raise money for the band (I think we're called the sonic trio now, even though there's four of us, we could make it quadro). Jimmy better come over tomorrow or else I will have to murder him. >RAGE<

Beef a genius or a lucky idiot

Hey YOU! yeah thats right (you've got some nerve mister) its time for me to tell you whats been happening in my week:

• Taco bill concealed a taco into a burrito factory and was shot 32 times in the spleen
• A fat man went streaking trough our school
• I wrote a song called "watch your step" (its about the war in iraq)
• We intercepted a transmission between some apes. (they're concocting some sweet bruttal revenge)
• I ate some chicken salt
• I got angry
• I was body slammed by luka
• Piggy wars: massive pile ups with me on the top
• Getting stacked on by 4 people (one of which was jacob)
• Almost throwing up because i had my ribs imploded
• I took 4 shots of rum then picked a fight with a scottish guy
• I was gang tackled by rugby players
• I started making a drumbeat in my mind
• I got a life
• I went to spain
• I blew up spain
• I was forced to rebuild spain
• I became an infadel
• I swam to new zealand with nothing but a hunting knife in my mouth
• I cut my lip, then i downed
• I beat cancer
• I fell out of a tree
• I was called a nerd
• I jumped off the 500 block after smoking some tabookie thunder
• I tore ross a new corn shoot
• I blew up the eiffel tower, again
• I had a drinking contest with an ape
• The ape won
• I played nintendo against the ape
• The ape won
• I had a staring contest against the ape
• the ape punched me in the face
• I relised what its like to be the washington sniper
• We watched CSI in science
• We watched bowling for collumbine in english
• We watched bouling for the maid in german (i dont do german)
• I snorted some wasabi
• I threw up some wasabi over the eastern free way
• I didnt go to julia's party (was it good?)
• I ate pretzels
• My friend Kyle is coming down from queensland in december and i want all my friends to meet him
• I deflated a giant monkey out-side some car dealing place (I was all like "now whos giant?")
• I bought an anti aircraft gun to put on my roof
• I shot down 4 planes
• I hearled on a beaver
• I ejaculated on a fried chicken
• I made a burrito launcer
• I unleashed the burrito launcher in the school car park
• I was born in switzerland
• Laura picked up jacob and threw him into the obiss
• I read the dictionary
• Omphaloskepsis: the practice of contemplating one's navel, esp. as carried out by eastern mystics as an aid to inducing a trance-like state.
• hehehe the navel is the belly button
• Tess wet my pants (I dont why this is a highlight)
• My sister ran into a door
• I have plans to make a national green day (a green day is when you just sit at home and smoke pot)
• Michael punched my arm and I accidentally hit barry in the head
• Jimmy looked like he was gonna break
• I protest about Futurama getting cancelled by lighting myself on fire
• I shoot corn out of my nose, AMAZING i know
• I rubbed my smelly toe on Marty
• I rubbed my smelly toe on stu
• Marty and Stu both got ape fever
• No I dont have a hemmoroid, thanks for asking
• I watched a funny movie with Jackie Chan
• I ran into a train head on (thank god it wasn't moving)
• I went with some of my family to see a scenic railroad then had a picnic
• I lost some dice in my nose
• The apes attacked our school with the "poop launcher", also known as the "shit blaster"
• I got blisters on my ass from going down a slide NAKED
• I covered my self in tar then rolled in feathers, I then walked in front of some nimrods saying "hey you, yeah you. How about you hunt something your own size"
• I had 14 bullets removed from my ass (theres still 8 in there, shhhhh)
• for those of you that dont now what a nimrod is, well its a hunter
• I dyed my hair chrome
• I went black to the future
• Sunday Garbage
• You know how people say they have guns under their pillows. Well I have a nuclear warhead, thats right if some breaks into my house I'll just take out the hammer and go "I'll do it I'll do it. Im crazy brbrbrbrbrb"
• I locked my self to a chair, sticky taped my eyes open and put the TV on "TCM" (I still fell asleep)
• Dookie-beep-beep-wooie on my dolphin wigs. Porky-plop-plop-suey now i'm eating twigs >_<
• I watched retarded animal babies
• Mariana and I adopted children (mine is called Charlie)
• I got a flaming skull tattooo..... It washed off
• I dyed my armpit hair red
• I looked back on the past week
• I wrote about the past week
• I finished writing about the past week

This has been Beefus Production

B	Bashful
E	Exquisite
E	Entertaining
F	Fantastic

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Omar Paggi: enemy of the state

Hello fellow chum lickers.. My name is.... well never mind what my name is, you will listen. Last Sunday I stayed at michael's house to get some practice for the nintendo marathon (which was being held at my house the following day). I went to michael's house late as usuall. errrr thats right, I got there and we had dinner, then we had to go to the pits of boxhill to my brother tim's house.. Dun Dun DaH! We got to my brothers house and got the holy nintendo then brought back to michael's but just before we left my brother gave me money for no reason, so michael and I bought some slurpies, Hell YEAH! The Next Day. Virtual Arena the gamingest game spot that ever gamed a game. VA was pretty fun I had never played counter strike before, it was pretty fun The nintendo marathon (12 hours of insanity). This was the most brain melting, eye ball burning and nose itching marathon ever. Ah hell!! We got bored and made prank phone calls the victims and attempted victims were:

1. Marty
2. Tess (Atleast we thought it was tess)
3. Laura
4. Leigh
5. Nim's dad
6. Chris

I cant remember the rest....

• The other highlights of my week

• Piggy back wars...... 2
• We drove the apes back to the back of the oval
• I became the washington sniper
• I learnt how to speak latin
• I forgot how to speak latin
• I ate two muffins at one glorius recess
• I wore a shirt
• My brother moved into my mum's house
• I shot omar again
• I lit Jacob on fire and he didnt care
• Mariana tried to fingerbang michael
• I almost finished level two on smash T.V
• Doom the movie
• I lit my butt crack on fire in protest
• Bobby Fletcher got what he deserved
• I popped some corn
• I ate chocolate
• Omar fell over and broke his anus
• Mariana got angry because i posted that she fell off my bike
• I wrote the highlights of my week

Song of the day Everlong // Foofighters // the shape and colour

Lock up your daughters.... Shoot your son!!

Hell yeah long weekend... What nobody's been waiting for..... The highlights of my week..

• Piggy back wars: I hit DD in the nads!
• the fight between Sam and dozza that started with a water baloon
• Free dress day: Bright socks and striped pants
• The janitour spontaniously combusted
• The apes returned from behind the oval
• THE PLANET FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!
• Steve was made fun of for being a stoner in class at two separate times
• Jimmy tried to sell luka a phone
• Luka went ape shit
• Luka died in a tragic cellular phone explosion (rest in peace big guy)
• I shot down a hellicopter
• I found a nuclear weapon... It was just sitting in the dirt
• Jimmy trying to sing the tune of bullet in the head by RATM
• Michael and I went riding down the hill near his house and we tried clearing the speed bumps
• I lit a door on fire
• I blew up south america
• I wrote a song in my mind
• I bought another fire arm (This one's called angry Aidan)
• You cant hug your children with nuclear arms (believe me I tried)
• Mariana fell off my bike
• I had breakfast at tiffanys
• I started hunting the most deadly animal off all..... Man
• I stayed at jimmy's last weekend
• You make me sick
• I ate the cake
• I tripped on a little crack sticking out of the ground
• I said crack
• I sold jim to the russians
• Thanh went nuts and attempted to preforme the collumbine shootings out our school
• Thanh got takin down by a chair then four over weight people
• I got DD posted up as americas most wanted
• DD fell off a dam and broke his glasses.... Hmmm this sounds familiar
• Getting soked in the rain for no good reason
• Michael and I dressed up like nerds to fool Seth
• I havent seen the truck all week..... Maybe they finaly learnt they're leason
• Jason head butted the wall
• I saw christ riding a bike
• Tess admitting that she ate muff (Her brothers muff)
• Tess legally changed her name to muffy
• Laura hit Tom in the nads
• Laura went ape shit
• Ross head butted Jacob in the nads
• I got my armpit peirced
• Omar has some anal hair caught on a turtle
• I went south
• Tess was made fun of for having "sex hair" (I dunno what they were talkin about, I thought she looked hot!!! yet again I think shaun's hot too ;D )
• Ms Johnson burned Jarrad not litterally ofcourse
• I mooned everyone in the school
• I grew my hair long with golden curls
• I didnt watch the arias! they're lame :P
• I bought the mental institution and raced the pacients on wheel chairs
• Marty was busted with opium
• Somebody told me to go take a hike so i did, I climbed mount Fuji
• I went down mount fuji on a boggey board
• The soup in my bathroom had an opera
• I was gunned down by feds and brought back to life half machine. dun dun dah......
• I wrote up the highlights of my week.........

Wow what a waste of time. Michael and I are organising a nentindo marathon at my house... I'll tell you how it turns out... Luv ya - Beef! Song of the Day // Nintendo // Five Iron Frenzy

Look at these handsome devils..

Is my head on straight?

Man what a week......... What happened u might ask? well I will tell u. Well on monday I tried to start world war twelve or was that last week? Oh well. Aparently stu has a formula for napalm. Which means all my adverseries can tremble undre the might of me. Now all I need is a gun. What else? Michael and I are going to bring the canteen down! We will destroy that Fuckin System!!! All we need is a chance........ and some dynomite! That'll be the swish. My ape factory is working. Pretty soon the streets will be filled with cyborg apes.. And if u dont believe me just look out the window...Did I mention that I almost caught the truck.. twice.. that was cres (what does that mean?).. Sliced Bread..... THis is a band jimmy and I invented, stu's the manager for some odd reason. Jimmy and I have allmost finished our first song (Explosive Nutmeg) but we still need to

• Write the Lyrics
• Write the guitar bit
• go fishing
• eat a taco
• DesTROY that FUckin System
• chase the ape
• feed the fish
• Make a drum beat
• Kill Thanh
• shoot omar
• Make a 2 minute bass solo
• make an album cover, where the band is throwing a couch of a cliff (with luka on it)
• go ape shit!

Wow! thats more then I thought... Yesterday I saw some little prick throwing stuff at a poor defenceless bird. DO you know what I said, well I was across the street and I yelled "Hey!!" they turned in shock. One of them has the ordasity to flip me off so I said "Leave the fuckin bird alone you little faggot!! DO US ALL A FUCKIN FAVOR AND DIE IN A FIRE!!!" then they walked away and micahel and I stood triumphantly. They day was saved..... but for how long?.... SOng OF the Day: Feeling good//Muse ........take that laura!!

Explosive Nutmeg

Yes I am writing a song called "Explosive Nutmeg." Stay Tuned for Details.

• Hey has anybody else noticed how blogger is becoming an alien adfarm, I know I have. I must put an end to this, even if I have to march on washington, even if I need an entire army of super apes, so be It!

Song of the Day: Explosive Nutmeg//ME!// smells like failure..... Yeah I know it doesnt exist yet, and I also realise I haven't done song of the day for a while........ But thats all gonna change...

So comes the begining of the end

Yes, the first week of school has past....... How many more do we have left? Well as you probally don't know, this will probally be my last term of school at blackburn... I haven't decided yet, its too hard, I need a nap... I might stay til next year so I can go to Japan, although I've allready been to Japan...

• High lights of my week
• Andy, Eric and I got to use the studio in photography
• Omar came and visited our school
• Taco Bill came down from the tree
• I went to Michaels house (twice)
• I invented the burrito launcher
• I broke several world records
• I got to scholl early
• I invaded the white house and unleashed my hostile, radio actve babboon into the white house
• I ate the taco that was holding me back

Holy Hell that was one busy week

DD and Beef's exellent adventure!

Well last night DD and I got really bored so we started putting Insulting comments on peoples blogs the victims were:

1. Erich (hehehehe)
2. zack
3. Pimppia
4. Erich
5. ????

You can find our insults scatterd through out blogger........

Blinded by the fury! (curse you ot's and space invaders!)

what have I been doing these holidays you might ask? Well the reason nobodies seen me is because i've been sitting in my room playing space invaders in the dark. I tried to leave but tell that to mister curse-ed astroid over there that WONT LEAVE ME ALONE! But playing space in the dark made me relise some thing: light bulbs rule (so do chicks) and darkness sucks! Oh man I just realised that I have to do that photography thingo..... I'll see if I can go to the city on the weekend with my buddies........ Those ot's are making me mad! I hate those Ot's Ian Thorpe Can Cram it with wall nuts.. well goodbye.... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

• >Posted BY: Yours truly

'Scooby Doo' can do-do, but 'Jimmy Carter' is smarter

Hello it is me Beef, I know you were expecting Taco Bill to come here and ramble on about tacos...... But then it hit me why should I get him to do it when I already do it anyway (plus he was really starting to annoy the bajesus out of me). So I did what any 'sane' (and i use that quite loosely) person would do, I brutally murdered taco bill, and at his funeral I drove his hearse off a cliff! ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That'll teach him to f*** with me. Son of a c*** can kiss my white a**, oh wait he cant HE'S DEAD hahahahahahahaha. He's probally eating the best taco ever now..................................

• R.I.P: Jerk Burger

• Enjoy the f***ing insanity b**chs

• P.s I am awhere of the censors you mother f***ers

• Wooooooo My 50th post woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

We ALL need some TACOS!!!!!!!!

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Taco Bill is here.................

Hey Jerk burgers, go and buy some tacos then eat them then buy more tacos. Whats the matter you too chicken to buy some tacos. To all those that are afraid to eat tacos i say "don't be such a little girly man!" EAT TACOS!!!!!!! *sublimitle*Tacos are your friends*sublimitle*

So very tired............

Due to lack of support, i think i may need to retire............ but we've had a lot of fun over these few months like that time i threw that wiskey bottle at joe or that time i lost all my money to those con artists and you guys helped me get it back truly happy days people truly happy days..... soz i'm just fresh out of ideas....... I know the next time i have an idea I'll write it on a piece of paper (brilliant). When will i return i dont know so for now i just say goodbye..............

Does taco bill have a brother called "nacho Eddie"

cheese cake on toast. I enjoy a good ramble......... God how i wish i had something to talk about... w00t w00t ah whats the point........ GOOD BYE!

Third post of the day..... How dissapointing.

Ich schreibe auf Deutsch.......... If you can understand that, you can understand anything......

I aint dead yet....

Erichs blog is officially lame. Erich if you're reading this, i suggest that you burn your old blog and start again.. And I'm keeping his address in my sidebar because it makes my blog look good. Peace out ya'll

You shouldn't always trust what people say..... Actually you just shouldnt trust people full stop.

Hey I went to the Melbourne show on Friday and apparently that rocket guy crashed on the same day weird. The tacos DAMMAND FREEDOM! Coke and pepsi are the same thing WAKE UP PEOPLE. Bacon and eggs dont mix. I was born in Switzerland! The taco salad is back. Holy crap, i just went into a trance weird. Well fare be well and remember "ONCE YOU'VE READ IT YOU CAN'T UNREAD IT!" BY NOBODY

If you're reading this 'you've just made the list mister'

Owwwww My Heart. too many tacos that i didnt chew proparlly

• step 1 find the food
• step 2 eat the food
• step 3 you dont wanna know!

NO ONE'S GETTING OUT OF HERE ALIVE!!!

the taco couldnt speak so i spoke for him.

• To all those butt loafs out there. Do you know what really grinds my gears? those stupid emails people pass on, dont these people have anything better to do its called a life people. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. Everytime i check my emails theres like 30 and im all like "oh yay a chain letter, NOW I CAN DIE HAPPY!" I think if we all work together we can make this a spam free enviroment......

Enjoy the madness and the insanity.......... BEEF!!

• BOOST!@

I do NOT dig the cabbage.....

My socks reek of feet... Soft tacos aren't tacos there burritos. When you give up on eating a taco then you eat nachos (the lazy man taco). I wish, I wish I haddn't killed that....omar. Yay random. My soup factory is back in business........

How come my titles allways have nothing to do with anything?

• and billy never walked again......................

Oh, sorry i haven't updated my blog lately. I know sorry isn't good enough but oh well. To those of you who aren't reading this I'd like to give you 'the bird' and I dammand you start reading NOW. Whack a poodle.... Its FREE. Oh yeah the other day I went to the movies with 'the gang' (jim) and we saw Kung-fu hustle, I got there late but I still think it was awsome and ape at the same time. After the movies we went to get some food because sam, shaun and I had the munchies, big time. So we went to KFC (dont worry this is building to some thing). After Ross had a craving for Starbucks coffee, he never had it before and wanted to see how great it was. I once bought a donut from a Starbucks in Japan, the taste was orgasmic (sorry to be so graffic). Then I had the munchies to buy an album. I was going to buy an album by 'The Distillers' but I bought one by 'the get up kids' they hurt my head. Heres a video clip by them its called action and action ( oh yeah and FYI this song isnt on the album I bought). So I think that pretty much somes up everything so, PEACE OUT/IN!

• Song of the day// Action and action//the get up kids// something to write home to (buy it!!! GOSH)

The Cheese Is Big, Really Big

35 reasons why the government is after me.

1. I found out what they really put in post stamp glue (Toad Mucus)
2. I found out about the government Conspiracy
3. I destroyed the dinosaurs
4. I found out that bill clinton's real name is Ashleigh
5. I took the white house hostage with only a hunting knife and some dental floss
6. I turned water into ....... DEATH!
7. I found out that George Bush has hemoroids (the hard way)
8. I Mooned the federal government
9. I kept ringing george bush and asking for 'tony' and 'steve'
10. I found out that they put sublimital messages in their adds
11. I found out what chocolate is made out of
12. I had a massive party and didn't invite them
13. I found out a disturbing secret about tic-tacs
14. I orderd 1500 magehrita pizzas to the white house and then the president said "what happened to the rest of this pizza. Its just cheese brbrbrbrrb"
15. I learnt how to fart the alphabet
16. I made a pair of stillts big enough to get on top of the white house
17. I stole the presidents chopper
18. I unleashed an angry baboon into the white house
19. I found out what they're really putting in our drinking water
20. I unleashed several more baboons into the white house
21. I picked up the president's dog and kicked off a roof
22. I found out where tooth paste comes from
23. I put tooth paste on the pridents hand, then tickled him in the face with a feather while he was sleeping
24. I discovered a breed of super soldiers in the basement of the white house
25. I ate the prisedental cheese
26. I called george bush senoir's wife 'babbs'
27. I found out that powdered milk is actually cheese gratings
28. I made my own dooms day device
29. I sat on the prisedents muffin
30. I have an imcriminating photo of george bush jr picking his nose
31. I rang up asking for Hitler
32. I discoverd a deadly secret behind Mcdonalds
33. I launched a bottle where the sun don't shine on george bush
34. I unvealed that george bush is transfering funds to have me 'whacked'
35. I know too much

Okay, I thinks its about time we took back Sunday

I resently discovered that not everyone could comment on my blog so i put an end to that and now everybody can comment/insult HAZAR!...... Oh yeah aparently Julia's having a party this weekend im not really sure what for but, aparently im invited (so it has to be cool). "I'm gonna get so wasted" as Ross once said in an awesome voice. I was born in switzerland. All I need now is one of those pink tuxedos and I'll be all set........ If you want to fight you can take it up with the man. Oh man I need somebody else to wear a tuxedo too so I don't feel weird. Peace out ya'll.

• song of the day// look what happened// less than jake

• Beef's Quote of the day "Did i tell you shouldn't shutup, because if i did i was lying."

Sweet Lemonade

Untill His Anger grew so much that he couldn't control it.............

• Today was awsome, we had 3 periods of sport, and in martial arts we actually got to do stuff..w00t.... not much else happened. except for when ms johnson said to mick and callum they would be suspended if they kept saying the F-word.. Well lovers, keep loving and jerks, keep jerking. Peace Out!>beef

FIRE!!

I am writting this from school........ Erich has a blog its here i advise You check it out.... Also i sent shaun a "Virus" or atleast i made him believe i sent a virus. His reaction was priceless. Shaun you're a dope...... Peace Out.....

Come waste your millions here........

oh Man, I have my last foot ball game for the year today, I hope we win because losing sucks.. Last night I saw Sin City, it was pretty good, a little bit sadistic, but still pretty good.. My favourite part in the movie was when Bruce Willis ripped some guys nads off. I reckomend people who haven't seen it to go see it. Also when we were leaving we saw Todd he was going to see some movie, I don't think he was with anyone though. I also saw Zahn and stuff there after, that spaced me out man...well I'm going to break a water mellon SEE YAZ........

• >BEEF

Chicken s0up for the loser.........................

Bloody Callum hit me in the head with a shoe yesterday............

Thats My Radio Dial...........

Man my head hurts from writing in bright colours. ahhhh the relief. As you probally dont know or you do know..... bitch... Micks having his birthday party, well i wouldnt really call it a party i would probally call it a gathering. So Mick, Andy, Callum, Matt, DD, Omar (i think..), chris, possibly JIM, Mick (you never know, he might not show) and I. If left anyone out I hate you...Just kidding (I'm actually dead serious) We're going to see Sin City at forest Hill its suposed to be filled with Gore (not Forest hill the movie.... pay attention) and it has some good actors in it i'm not really sure who they are but i've heard they're good..... Oh yeah did i mention that Sin City is suposed to set in black and white, I love black and white movies. well I'll tell you how good it is tommoro..Laterz

• SONG of the day Showbiz// Muse// Showbiz. A Fucken awsome album

I've come from sanity to insanity. Whats next?

Sorry i haven't written in a while. I KNOW I SHOULD HAVE CALLED but ive been a bit busy...... A couple of weeks ago I got my sim card working for my mobile and the other day I asked tess Do you have jimmy's mobile number she said "yeah its 0424563005" and i was all like "cheers" so i message the phone and about ten minutes later i get a phone call saying who is this (in a womans voice) i was all like "it's Brendan" (because what good is having a regular name if you never use it. Plus i always refer to myself as Brendan) she was all like "i dont know you" and then i said "as do i" So i message tess saying i shall have to murder you.. Because i thought she was getting me back for the tony incidence. I get a message saying "woah thats just the number jim gave. Dont murder me."

• who wants to fight

• Song of the day // welcome to the new south // LESS THAN JAKE......

If you want to hear go to apefever or go to my site beefspants. its all good@!

Who wants some..............

Aparently i'm really good at pulling faces. So heres a picture from my archives.......

• .....And another......

• SoNg oF tHe dAy//Pardon Me// Incubus// Make yourself

Save the endangered egyptian worm.........

Sorry i haven't written in a while but I was busy, I think......... Well on saturday I went to see Richmond versus Essendon. Richmond won ofcourse. The day after (sunday) I played football it was annoying because the umpires gave three of our players yellow cards (i think they had too much ape juice). School....... The first day of the school semester(2 days ago), a day to start over with your school reports. unfortunatly i was still hungover from the holidays and sleep in until 8:00 i arrive at school i forget about my books and just run in to the class room the teacher turns around to see me sitting at the back of the class room. I give her the big cheesy wink and she continues writting on the board....... Today was no exeption i leave my house at 8:50 (the time that school starts) I arrive 20 minutes late. And of course i had to sign in at the office, Just so babbs knows im at school (babbs is the princible, you know, the big cheese). In SOSE today i forgot to bring this stupid fish thing that we had been working on in the last class, aparently i left it in my locker was an invalid answer and she commanded that i get it and when return i DIE! will actually she just put me in the corner (with all the spiders)..... Did i mention that I HATE BBQ SAUCE because i do. I think that pretty much sums everything up, Oh yeah bloody Alan came to our school and me dav jacob and stuff ambushed him with a sack of rusty door knobs......

• SONG OF THE DAY//Testify// rage against the machine// battle of los angeles

Free the muffins

If you want to see some thing cool click here. You'll feel the insanity... Last night I was so tired that I went to bed at 8:30 then i woke up at about 7:30 i managed to get 11 hours SLEEp. w00t. What else did i do...... oh yeah I Destroyed that fukin system once and for all! But for how long........... Do you have baby rash? alot of people have baby rash and are just too proud to admit it, for those of that don't know what baby rash is it's a rash you get from having a baby......

A Puzzle in my cereal

JIM is a cereal killer. Have you ever noticed that cereal is so poor it has to live in a box. News news hmmmmmm. Oh yeah I had the weirdest dream where our year level at school had to collect phone books. It was really weird, I think it was tess and shaun they were pushing theirs with one of those little cars that 3 year olds drive.. Weird huh :) enjoy the insanity >beef

Act 2...........

So anyway the guy hits me over the head with a log and i'm all like hey buddy you got a change for a five dollar bill.. True story

• SOME AUDIO CLIPS YOU MUST HEAR
• ren & stimpy
• beavis & butthead
• beavis & butthead
• Austin powers

If You wanna see something cool go to billywest.com did you know that he did the voice of doug & bugs bunny

Focus............

Hey, thats me....... I think? DAMN!! I forgot what i was going to write............................. I'll be back

Thats not your mother, its a man baby

Grrrrrrreetings Today I changed my audio clip for my profile. It was fucking annoying because the stupid blog people the site cant be 68 letters or more. IDIOTS! Anyway yesterday the funniest thing happened to me, Matt's grandpa was driving me home, i think he's forgotton me or something because he drove me to andrew's house. Luckily Andrew's mum was home and she gave me a lift home.So any way enjoy my audio clip and heres some others. beavis and butthead , ren & stimpy tom green (if it doesnt work delete the words http://www.blogger.com/)

Memo to self: shut up Mark

Do I really need to say anything? :) (:

So we meet again.....................

Man its been a whole 2 days sence my last post. on friday i went to see batman at the movies. It was pretty good a few plot holes but still pretty good. Oh yeah yesterday I went to the football to see Richmond drag their sorry arses over by a point (richmond 85 sydney 84). I think that was pretty much everything besides the massive crime spree i had, but you don't want to hear about that... song of the day//Jesus or a gun//Fuel// sun burn

Stay Tuned...........

I put a audio file under my profile and I'll probally be changing it every day soooo....... Stay tuned soz jim if you think I stole that off you......

5 beers + car =......................

Mr T says " I pitty the fool who drinks then drives!" SONG OF THE DAY //Redifine//Incubus//Science

WHEN CATS ATTACK!!!

people have always loved their cats, but what happens when the cats say NO MORE if this doesn't make you laugh nothing will

You got to fight for your right............

Did you know that on the last day school on friday that was like the weirdest day ever. For starters omar threw a triton at me and Mick threw his glasses at me.... It was very strange. Oh well I'll get revenge soon enough....... Song of the day//Plug in baby//Muse//origin of symmetry (it's a good song jim).

ASS....Am I aloud to say that?........

FFFuck!...... I forgot what i was going to write... oh well I will just put in a few pictures. SONG OF THE DAY/ EMPTY SPACES/Fuel/ something like human

• For those of you that don't know who this person is, well i guess we have something in common.

MARTY!!

I'd like to thank Marty for giving me the Fabulous idea for the name you thought i forgot about you, didnt you marty www.mushroomhunting101.blogspot.com (Marty's blog)

Party time baby

Its a party and everyones invited apparently w00t but if you want details i shall have to rip off your face and USE IT AS A NAPKIN man i'm running low on material DON'T THEY HAVE A POLL FOR THE SIGN!!! Yes i wonder what the people will vote for?..... leave some comments saying what should be on the sign

The Funkiest Monkey.......

I put on my shoes today only to Realise my sister had filled them with mashed potatoes. The worst part of it was those were my only shoes and I don't really want to go outside bare foot because i dont want Tetanus. Five ways to get fired from you're job

1. Put a flaming bag of dog poop on the boss's door step.
2. Keep calling asking for tony.
3. Unleash a angry baboon in their office.
4. Paint all the parking lines in the car park black so no one knows were to park.
5. replace all the fire hydrents with silly string.

This is another great idea thought of by Da Jim. Song of the day. for those of you that don't know jim's site its www.extracoffee.blogspot.com/ /break on through//THE DOORS// it be the 21st song on their best of album bet you thought I was going to say muse Jim

Booze bus goes out of control and skids of the road, hmmmm i wonder why?

Free Web Site Counters CALL ME DAMN IT! Thanx for the counter Jim

My Favourite Bands

My favourite bands would have to be Foo fighters, Muse, Nirvana and Rage Against The Machine.

Hello Chums

If Youre reading this you've found my home page.. Good for you.

I AM NOT A CROOK!

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........

Alan, WHERE OUT THOU

Another emotional day in the life of beef today we said farewell to a good friend Alan (no he isnt dead he just moved to canberra). I'm going to miss him i think all his friends will. We decided to say goodbye to him at Mcdonalds. Alan's ride pulled up soon after, but we had plenty of time to take lots of pictures. Alan if you're reading this WE MISS YOU! ok.

PANTS PARTY!

Man I hate zippers, its like having big gaping teeth in a bad place Porque eu mesmo incomode escrever isto para fora. Eu significo o seu não como se qualquer um é ir uniforme se incomodar traduzir isto. Àqueles que estão lendo este mim diga felicitações, mim gostaria também ao HELLO sy! bet you didnt know i could speak portuguese, did ya

Guess What Jerks?

MICK IS A LITTLE GEEK BURGER!!!! (this mick) man am i bored cold alone hungry bored I only put this picture in to get your attention