Mick & Tibia the Eternal struggle

My Friend mick has become consumed by the deep dark heart of tibia. for those of you that dont know what tibia is, its a crappy computer game where little geeks and freeks battle each other. Its filled with shitty graphics, some may say its "pixilelicious." I just happen to have a picture of mick. it resembles him in every way. Any way me and my friend andrew found out that Mick plays about 25 hours of tibia a week. we've tried everything to get him to quit playing tibia. but nothing seems to work we even tried scolding him with a hot ironing press, but nothing could get the demon known as Tibia to vanquish from Micks soul.... Maybe if i put toungsten in his food hmmmmmmm............